Funny and amusing situations...

Once, on a forum, someone suggested playing a game with these rules:

I propose a quick, friendly game
with the following rules:

1. Fair play
2. 1 minute per turn
3. Battles with monsters are auto-battles
4. Normal battles between players
5. Start the game with 200% resources
6. Choose any Castle and any Hero (except for the starting Diplomacy hero)
7. If you can't leave the Castle on the first turn, restart the game.
That's it, everything else is fine.

I replied that this was nonsense and suggested the rules for a season game. In response, I received the following:

"The only thing stopping me from tearing you to shreds is that you'll be playing by your own rules for a long time. I'm afraid I'll fall asleep or go blind from the sheer number of stupid horses running around, collecting wood, coal, and all the other crap... from skilled players who know how to play the "RIGHT" way.
Thank you for giving me such enjoyment from the game. One minute per turn, and then you can play by your own rules. And don't tell me to play against bots. Anyone who understands the game and knows what to do and who's who will only need a minute. It doesn't take long for a skilled player... and the answer is always the same. A skilled player is much faster than an unskilled player." :)