Funny and amusing situations... — Online Tournaments

bRitvo4kA

16 years ago

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Vigo (11:50:56 18/08/2008)
I will create one; I have one of the best and most balanced generators on the portal.

:D :D :D

Vigo

16 years ago

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Very funny :)

But, actually, no one is laughing.

RomarioGrom

16 years ago

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I was just browsing funny videos to cheer myself up and came across a hilarious song (translation attached). I laughed a lot!
http://www.ex.ua/view/789805?r=23785,23775
And here's what games can lead to:
http://www.ex.ua/view/1696931?r=23785,23775
http://www.ex.ua/view/1713502?r=23785,23775

SAG

16 years ago

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Van

16 years ago

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In anticipation of one event (a group getaway), I'm chatting on ICQ with a prominent representative of the Heroes of Might and Magic world. Since his nickname is too well-known in narrow circles, I changed it to XXX. The conversation is kind of encoded )))
Van ‎(22:24):
tell me about Kyrre
XXX ‎(22:24):
well, what's there to tell?
XXX ‎(22:24):
which Kyrre?
Van ‎(22:24):
dimensions?
XXX ‎(22:26):
well, she's not exactly Kyrre at all ))
XXX ‎(22:26):
I invited her to the sea with us
Van ‎(22:26):
a Tazar type or what?
XXX ‎(22:26):
But she's, like, going to some role-playing game.
Van ‎(22:26):
expert armor
Van ‎(22:26):
)))
Van ‎(22:27):
(censored) made me laugh
Van ‎(22:27):
I even slipped under the table
XXX ‎(22:27):
)))
Van ‎(22:27):
I'll post it on the forum

Added after 6 minutes
Van ‎(22:27):
you tell her that (censored) she'll learn to build chains that way
Van ‎(22:28):
only under the Pope's guidance
XXX ‎(22:28):
yep, and only at the sea with some vodka in a tent ))))))
Van ‎(22:30):
of course, it's a rite of passage

RiMpel2

16 years ago

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Once, on a forum, someone suggested playing a game with these rules:

I propose a quick, friendly game
with the following rules:

1. Fair play
2. 1 minute per turn
3. Battles with monsters are auto-battles
4. Normal battles between players
5. Start the game with 200% resources
6. Choose any Castle and any Hero (except for the starting Diplomacy hero)
7. If you can't leave the Castle on the first turn, restart the game.
That's it, everything else is fine.

I replied that this was nonsense and suggested the rules for a season game. In response, I received the following:

"The only thing stopping me from tearing you to shreds is that you'll be playing by your own rules for a long time. I'm afraid I'll fall asleep or go blind from the sheer number of stupid horses running around, collecting wood, coal, and all the other crap... from skilled players who know how to play the "RIGHT" way.
Thank you for giving me such enjoyment from the game. One minute per turn, and then you can play by your own rules. And don't tell me to play against bots. Anyone who understands the game and knows what to do and who's who will only need a minute. It doesn't take long for a skilled player... and the answer is always the same. A skilled player is much faster than an unskilled player." :)

FireToSky

16 years ago

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lol))) Apparently, the guy had a pre-prepared answer for such noobs who take more than 2 minutes to move! )))

Keyla

16 years ago

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Yeah, that guy is hilarious... I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!

LeBron

16 years ago

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everyone has their own idea of what makes a game enjoyable :)
you can't blame him for that.

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Wlk777

16 years ago

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LeBron

Everyone has their own understanding of what makes a game enjoyable :)
You can't blame him for that.

With that approach, he should play Starcraft or something similar, where the ability to quickly move the mouse is far more important than the ability to think strategically.

Лось

16 years ago

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In one sense, SoD is almost playable if you cut out all the pop-up windows. There's just a VERY own amount of tedious grinding. You need to be able to take all the cons, hives, etc., on autopilot. And click fast.

LeBron

16 years ago

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it will take only 1 minute to build a Capitol
and then there will be Titans, and nothing will scare them xD

RiMpel2

16 years ago

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We need to create HeroesCraft!

Javdet

16 years ago

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where can I find them?
I'd like to play.

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Samurai

16 years ago

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RiMpel2

Once, on a forum, someone suggested playing with these rules:
...

So I wrote that it was nonsense and proposed the rules for a season game, and in response, I received the following:

"The only thing stopping me from tearing you into small pieces is that you'll be playing by your own rules for a long time. I'm afraid I'll fall asleep or go blind from the sheer number of stupid horses running around, collecting wood, coal, and all the other crap... cool players who know how to play "REAL" Heroes.
Thank you for such a pleasant gaming experience. Take your turn, and then play by your own rules. And don't tell me to play with bots. Anyone who understands the game and knows what to do and who's who will only need a minute. It's faster when you know what you're doing... and there's only one answer to that. Knowing what you're doing is much faster than not knowing." :)

Looks like it's either Alessandro or his student. :cool: