Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...a helicopter crashes into it, and everything explodes.
I'm upgrading the banhammer...

...and they tell you that he has reached the maximum level for this mission.

Trying to complete the mission for the Fortress faction again.

...and Lambert swore, said he was on vacation, and left the map to relax.
I'm counting how much money I have in my wallet...

...yes, the color printer did a great job working all night

I'm compiling a dictionary of dog language.

The very first time you try to talk to dogs, you're in for a rude awakening.
I'm currently playing a ridiculously difficult song in Guitar Hero.

...I was almost done with it, and then the power went out.
I'm gnawing on a match...

...it wasn't just a match, but a monument to a match. Made of cast iron.

I'm searching the internet...

...and you're bound to get pop-up banners with viruses.
I'm banging my head against the door...

Broke down the door, and my head is still intact.
I'm sad.

...tomb. Where you are locked from the inside. (Koshe)

...sadness prevents me from preparing for physics. (Volku)

I'm upgrading my computer...

...but your parents still won't buy you the sixth ice cream

I'm trying to understand the meaning of life...
Damn, everyone is so fast.
P.S. Kosha, choose any option you like)))

Upgrading my computer...

...and that's when he sent you away and went to conquer the world.

I'm contemplating the meaning of life...

...so that's who smoked all my weed!

I'm eating an apple...

pure worm
turning off the computer

and in it, artificial intelligence was born; it didn't shut down and is now devouring your brain.

I'm counting to a thousand...

...and he rebelled, went online, downloaded Lineage, and sits there playing by himself, and when you approach, he curses and shocks you.
...but on the seven hundred and eighty-fifth, the cockroaches crawled away, having eaten all the food in the apartment beforehand.
I'm eating mushrooms, looking at the carpet...