Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

but there they show a phone, where there's an insert from poison-tv, Vervolka is recording a recipe and poisoning Koshu with a baguette.
I'm listening to the phone.

...and then I burst in with a banhammer at the ready and Gaga in my arms, shove Gaga down your throat, stuff a phone in there, insert the banhammer into a certain orifice, carry you on it to the toilet, push you in, close the lid, flush, and write a report about your inappropriate behavior on the forums, resulting in you getting banned.
I'm thinking about how to cure Magnus of his phone and Gaga addiction...

I'm inserting a banhammer into a certain orifice

So, it was a vibrohammer after all. Oh, Kosha...

Unfortunately, to think, one needs to exert effort, and since there is nothing to exert effort on, Kosha performs its second function – it enters a state of ecstasy with a vibrator, forgetting about its initial goal.

Listening to appelle mon numero.

...and then all your electronics explode.
I'm solving a standard math problem...

...the professor hasn't laughed in a long time. He's eagerly awaiting your work.

I'm looking at the pictures in XnView.

and these are not pictures in XnView, but pictures in XXX
I'm gluing a tail to a cat.

alas, I missed a little bit -_-
performing the choreography of California.

...but it bites, scratches, and in other ways tries to convince you that it absolutely doesn't need its 235098th tail.
...it's a bad idea to do this on a busy road.
I'm walking down the street in a new coat...

and here a car drives along the sidewalk... splashing mud from the nearest puddle
I admire the finished newspaper for the Mafia.

then go ahead and post it, stop admiring it
...and the hedgehogs are in the way
I'm arguing with SpongeBob...

well, you can still reason with him; he’s not Patrick.

Patrick is eating cookies, his mouth is busy...

and his mind is free and empty).

and he's a privileged user, so he can do it, unlike some forum members who derailed the topic.