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#2849
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...and he spread all his limbs, waving his arms and not turning.
I'm listening to vulgar English songs...
А, вот почему.

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#2850
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...which is being shouted by a drunk neighbor behind the wall. And only after the fifth verse do you realize that it's not English, but Russian swear words...

I'm speaking in free verse...
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#2851
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just like Morrigan did
looking for common ground between Morrigan and Verwolke
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#2852
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...but there is nothing in common between them; a werewolf is not a suitable object for Magnus's erotic fantasies.
I am moderating Arandor's post...
А, вот почему.

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#2853
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and then he opened it and redid it in his own way
I'm enjoying watching Gaga buy a hot dog.
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#2854
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...in the nearest alley, they took her hot dog, phone, and beat her up.
I'm munching on a huge apple...
А, вот почему.

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#2855
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and instead...
haha, it clearly hints:

I'm reading communist fairy tales.
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#2856
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...well, there's no Gaga there, no!!! There was NO sex in the Soviet Union!
I'm destroying Gaga's CDs...
А, вот почему.

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#2857
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and she is more than happy:
she launches even larger print runs, setting billboard records
I embroider with a cross-stitch.
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#2858
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...but you were supposed to use satin stitch embroidery. And you only found out about it when you had almost finished.
I'm reading stupid comics...
А, вот почему.

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#2859
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about how Magnus embroiders the second coming of Gago with a hot dog using cross-stitch.

I'm searching Google for constellations to answer Vegtam's question.
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#2860
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but to find the answer, you need to go to another, no less interesting address, and most importantly – an erotic one)

I'm eating a piece of bacon.
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#2861
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yes, because a slice of bacon and one hundred grams of tubers is the prison's daily ration

I'm buying a magazine...
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#2862
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and on the cover of the magazine... who would have guessed... Kosha!
I'm studying monster choreography.
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#2863
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...and it turned out to be hentai. That is, yaoi. In short, no one missed Magnus.
I'm uploading a video to YouTube with a naked Magnus and a yaoi monster...
А, вот почему.

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