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I know! Ar is a gardener maniac! He catches peasant girls at night and... tells them jokes :smile28:

Sky, you were probably an Inquisitor a couple of hundred centuries ago.

No, a couple of millennia ago, I was a foreman in Egypt, building pyramids.

It’s all the same; both of them know a thing or two about torture.

the idea that pyramids were built by slaves, with an evil man standing behind them and whipping them, is a myth.
they were built not by slaves, but by workers who were fed and given medical care.
and aliens helped, of course, for which we should thank them immensely....

These people were called slaves. A slave is, in essence, very similar to a human in terms of physiology – they also need food to sustain life.

Vistrit, they called him during the day when I was AFK, so there's no need to talk about night or the dark side.

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P.S. I don't like jokes, and I don't know how to tell them.

I finally watched the South Park episode where Stan becomes a goth. I've wanted to for a while, and now I finally saw it. It's an interesting episode, I liked it. The ending is funny, of course, when Stan called his ex-girlfriend a bad name and told her new friend to go away. But that's not all, I liked Butters' response to the offer to join the goths the most! He said: I'd rather be a crybaby and a weakling than a faggot goth. P.S. and yes, I think I saw him crying for the first time) I even felt sorry for him.

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Why does all this crap happen with my internet or computer? Why, when I go to someone's profile on Last.fm, does it say "connection interrupted," and then it's impossible to display the page... is it the website, the internet, or IE that's glitching?

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Hmm, there's no such problem in Opera... although I haven't logged into my profile there)

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Stupid IE

Okay men, this is it.
I hope Europe will prosper properly, governed by the iron hand of a wise ruler. Someday in the distant future, when bloodthirsty, vile aliens cross our path, they will face a terrible fate at the hands of the Holy Jihad.
Rejoice, for Byzantium lasted the longest, but it too tasted our powerful, sweaty, sand-covered, circumcised, and bearded weapon – the truly faithful Muslim warrior.

Oh, come on, I just played with her this time, and that's it. Maybe I just like France more? I played through Medieval 2 with her for the first time.

She was my most loyal ally in this campaign, which took me about three weeks. For a long time, she defended my rear from the Hungarians and Sicilians. She never showed any aggression towards me: at most, she would break the alliance and become neutral if I was at war with her Christian friend. I felt sorry to attack her.
And France was the strongest, except for me, when the game reached its final stage. But I defeated her. I used the most important and reliable things in the game, such as bribery and assassination.

I was just walking home from school, and I felt so awful that it was just terrible. But then I sat down at the computer, and I felt better. It's probably my salvation.

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And I haven't slept for two days, and I don't really feel like it, I just dozed off a bit.

Hooray! My collection has grown!
Finally, I received the limited edition of the latest tournament.

I'm going to bed...

Well, Magnus lulled Hommi to sleep with his album.