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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#23528
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Like a pajama party? Awesome!

I want a teapot battle!

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#23529
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Morning
95% of coffee drinkers are smokers and don't live past fifty.
Cool, so I'm one of the 5% who don't smoke. I always knew I was special.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#23530
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maybe you're a passive smoker?

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#23531
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I want a fight with teapots!
*khudysh* He hit him in the face with a samovar :3 who else?

And Lock is exaggerating about coffee -_-

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#23532
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you beast! is a samovar like a two-handed teapot?
never mind, I'm skilled in fighting with two teapots! you'll get it now, you scoundrel
*thwack-thwack*

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and teapots for brewing tea are like daggers and short swords.

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#23533
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I happen to have a boomerang-kettle lying around; it might come in handy.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#23534
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Use your strength, brother! Unleash your fury upon them!
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#23535
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A splash is already magic) water + fire.

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#23536
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Scientists have proven that consuming tea more than two or three times a week causes irreversible consequences in the body: it promotes the development of cancer and the manifestation of genetic abnormalities in offspring.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#23537
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:O
Lock used his passive ability on us - tea oppression!!1
We rush towards him before we get bombarded with tea rain -_-

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#23539
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Indeed, proof or it didn't happen.
Siverfale
Cool, so I'm in the 5% who don't smoke. I always knew I was special.
Me too:smile23:
WhiteLizard
We're all going to die anyway :rolleyes:
And by the way, they say the longer you sleep, the longer you live. And to make it to 70, you need to sleep at least 8 hours a day... how about you?
Not good. A measly 6 hours. I guess I'll die before 70 from tea cancer.
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#23540
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Wow, and why do the youngest ones die first?

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#23541
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Bad. A measly 6 hours. I guess I'll die before I turn 70 from tea cancer.

At least it wasn't river cancer :3

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#23542
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The proof is somewhere lost. If you search for it yourself, you'll find it in five seconds, but is it really necessary? Maybe it's better to preserve some illusions so that life doesn't seem too frightening.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.