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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
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Brewery
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#23021
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A foot soldier is just cannon fodder, while a knight is a Hero. A foot soldier has no inventory, which means he's useless.
Paladins, with their Holy Shield, will protect everyone from extermination.
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#23022
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WisTrit
Just a Troll.

Well, it depends on how you look at it. There's "Classic Fantasy" and "Classic Sci-Fi." Both genres have unusual representatives.

It's a matter of taste.

Creativity isn't limited to these two genres. Think about all sorts of stone-, steam-, diesel-, bio-, and cyberpunk genres...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#23023
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I think it's just some kind of little man. Trolls are green or gray.
The marine has an inventory, and he carries a BFG, a storm bolter, a dual rapid-fire plasma multi-melta, and a knife all at the same time.
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#23024
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Wesker
P.S. The most absurd explanation or argument used to answer most questions is "because!". The saddest thing is that it's impossible to convince the person who says it.
Wesker
Arguing that the fifth installment is terrible?
Of course, there is. A very simple and clear argument: because I think so; because I don't like it; and so on - there are thousands of such arguments!
Arandor
...and some girl, resembling an elf (half-naked), with her, some ugly guys... she either beat them up, or the captain came and said something to them.
Just like Lady Gaga)
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#23025
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What is the argument that Heroes 5 is bad?
Of course, there is one. A very simple and clear argument: because I think so; because I don't like it; and so on – there are thousands of such arguments!
Essentially, this is a parody of the arguments of some characters, but, apparently, Hommy is not capable of understanding this, which is a pity.
Besides, what were your goals in searching for (or did you stumble upon it by chance?) this post? (:

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#23026
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The match was forfeited, Vissi. Sci-Fi, as always, completely outmatched fantasy.
How was it forfeited? As always, sci-fi is all about "KILLING EVERYONE BECAUSE... BECAUSE!", but desires don't always align with capabilities :smile10:
But I think it's just some kind of little man. Trolls are green or gray.
What stereotypes! Or maybe it's just a dirty troll?
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#23027
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As always, the skill-fi player says, "I'LL KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE... BECAUSE!", but desires don't always align with capabilities.
Are you trying to justify the lack of arguments this way?:) It's obvious that if a dragon can be killed with a simple sword in a fight, then it can certainly be killed with a bullet. It's definitely more painful than a sword. What about large calibers? Where did you see "because because" here?
What are these stereotypes? Maybe it's just a dirty troll in this case?
It would be gray. Because otherwise, it's not a troll, but a pig covered in something brown.
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#23028
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Wesker
Actually, this is a parody of the arguments made by some characters, but Hommy apparently isn't capable of understanding that, which is a shame.
Besides, what were your goals in searching for (or did you just stumble upon it?) this post? (:
Actually, you responded this way to Vis's request to provide arguments for your statement "Heroes 5 is terrible!". I was a little disappointed that you didn't like Heroes 5, and I remembered this moment well (that's why I was looking for it) and decided to try to tease you :o
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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It's obvious that if a dragon can be killed with a simple sword in a fight, then it can definitely be killed with a bullet.
Where did you get the information that it can be killed with a simple sword? Where does the confidence come from that the sword is simple?
You yourself say that "a dragon can be killed in a fight with a simple sword," but what is the size of the dragon and the size of the knight? How much strength and armor does the dragon have, and how much does the knight have? There are basically no chances for the little human.
Where did you see "because because" here?
Because you have no data regarding the dragon's armor and properties.

A Space Marine would take down a dragon in one bite :smile36:
"Wikipedia"
In the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing system (games set in the Forgotten Realms and Greyhawk universes), trolls are chaotic evil creatures, usually acting as "monsters." They are thin, tall, but somewhat hunched creatures. Most often, they have green or gray skin. They are characterized by a high rate of regeneration and healing of wounds – they can fully restore a severed limb in a short time (and a severed limb becomes a new body).
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#23030
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Actually, that's how you responded to Visa's request to provide arguments for your statement "5th game - TERRIBLE!".
And what does that change? (:
I remember that moment well.
Did I leave a stone in your sensitive soul?

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#23031
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And what does that change? (:
"I'LL KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE... BECAUSE!"
Hinting :smile11:
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#23032
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Wesker
And what does that change? (:
Lol.
Did I leave a stone in your vulnerable soul?
I already have a mountain there, so it doesn't matter :)
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#23033
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In my opinion, it's just some kind of little man. Trolls are green or gray.

Illustration by artist John Kovalic for the board game "Munchkin," card "Just a Troll." All illustrations are done in the same color scheme as in the picture.

The arguments are funny. "A dragon is stronger than a space marine!1! A space marine is cooler than a dragon!1!". You will never be able to compare genres in terms of strength and coolness. For every argument, you can find a mirror image.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#23034
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Was anyone seriously thinking that this was a debate about something?
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#23035
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What do space marines even have to do with this? Space marines are for own trash. When I spoke about a marine, I was talking about a tough guy who downs a bottle of vodka in one gulp, smashes it over his head, pulls out a shotgun and goes to fight a cyberdemon. And also about various elite units who calmly put on hazmat suits on cloudkill and kill a wizard with a single rifle shot.
And yes, with a simple sword. Yes, they kill them. Regularly. In any book. Then they go and rescue the princess from a dragon's Tower.
By the way, if we are talking about pace marines - they are far more than a match for hive tyrants, let alone some decrepit old ancient lizard?
And in general. Fantasy is for shaggy lovers of satanism and Russian rock who smell of sour beer from a mile away.

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On the other hand, I solved the fire problem. I go out on the balcony, and my neighbor smokes on the next one almost around the clock. I take a cigarette from him and light the gas with it. No need to go anywhere.