Sacred Haven of Debauchery

What is the argument that Heroes 5 is bad?
Of course, there is one. A very simple and clear argument: because I think so; because I don't like it; and so on – there are thousands of such arguments!

Essentially, this is a parody of the arguments of some characters, but, apparently, Hommy is not capable of understanding this, which is a pity.
Besides, what were your goals in searching for (or did you stumble upon it by chance?) this post? (: