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#2301
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and she switched off the power for the entire house, but the residents weren't upset: they lit a bonfire to make it brighter, using the culprit as firewood.

I'm eating tiramisu.
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#2302
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Magnus

I'm eating tiramisu.
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Magnus


I'm eating tiramisu.

Looks like it's the same thing, and it's already quite stale.

I'm blowing up balloons.
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#2303
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I'm eating tiramisu

...at gunpoint.
I'm blowing up balloons

...in space.

I signed up for the tournament...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2304
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...from three years ago... a tournament for "flood players" as an example :)

Please help...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2305
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jump off the bridge
downloading a video
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2306
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Lady GaGa - telephone

I'm looking at the phone.
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#2308
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Damn it.
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I was actually downloading a football game.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2309
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looking at my phone
...poor Magnus lacks the imagination to come up with something new for the Dungeon.
I'm walking down the street, eating an ice cream...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2310
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and the ice cream is called "strawberry analysis" =/

Be strong. Believe
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#2311
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better than "blood tests with strawberries").

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#2312
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...she was upset that her plans were thwarted, but she wasn't given the opportunity to thwart someone else's plans in return...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2313
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yes, Lisa and I work well together as a team, we could easily dominate everyone

I released a newspaper and admire it...

Be strong. Believe
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#2314
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...but your brother runs by, snatches the newspaper out of your hands, disappears in the direction of his white friend, and you just ran out of toilet paper.
I'm sitting here, looking at the fairy figurine on my shelf...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2315
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which has been replaced with this

I'm admiring the fairy figurines by Koshi.