Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

screaming: "I'm not like that, I'm waiting for the tram."

watching a video of a monster on YouTube.

...and what's the fun in watching a toothpaste tube called "Drakosha" for an hour? (it exists, and it's spelled with one "K", I swear!)
I'm trimming my nails...

and its teeth as well.
I put the кош in a cage: a good dragon deserves freedom, a riding dragon deserves a cage.

...but you forgot that I am only partially a dragon, secondly, I am a polymorph, thirdly, I have a cheat crystal that transforms into anything, including the infamous banhammer, and which is impossible to take away from me, so the cage couldn't hold me.
I've decided never to give Magnus a ride on my back again...

What a dreamer! Here, it's not about the Cat, but about the owner.
Listening to Sextonic.

...but I brought March drakoths, which ruin everything for you with their screams.
Listening to the March drakoths' song "Valerian"...

but her moans are drowned out by Milena's sounds on the sextonic. (i.e., on the musical playback in this composition), which I have as my ringtone on my phone...

I'm listening to Milena on my phone.

...but then your parents come in, scold you for watching pornography, take away your phone and the computer cable.
I'm enjoying this...

...tearing up a picture of Gaga into tiny pieces. But your gloating doesn't affect Magnus.

I'm listening to death metal so I don't throw up from the excess of Gaga.

Listening to death metal so I don't throw up from the sheer amount of Gaga.

And the band you downloaded turns out to be a new death metal band called "Death GaGa."

I'm standing there.

in the tiger enclosure

listening to the phone

And the band you downloaded turns out to be a new death metal band called "Death GaGa"

"Dead Gaga"? "Death Gaga"? Both options work for me))))

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I'm raising a pet panther.

"Dead Gaga"? "Death of Gaga"? Both options work for me.

Then Undead GaGa.

I'm raising a pet panther.

And you name it Gaga.

Moving on.

with a moonlit gait

I study the outro haiku.