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...but they transform into a statuette of a naked Luke Skywalker, which you definitely don't need.
I took the statuette from Magnus...

and it turned out that she was poisoned by Gaga, so Kosha died of happiness: sex-killer-toyZ. (and what is the purpose of Kosha's naked hatch?)

I'm evicting Lenin to put Kosha there instead.

and Lenin says: - lie down together, I'll move over

I'm learning a long poem..

...but then they take it from you, rewrite it, making it five times longer, changing the size, theme, and meaning, and then tell you to learn it, threatening to check it in an hour.
I'm thinking about what to do so that Magnus doesn't get upset...

Remember, Kosha, he's not the only one – there's also Arandor))

I'm into spiritualism...

...but Pushkin has a day off today, and instead of him, you summoned Hitler.
Selling Magnus with Arandor to cannibals for an pineapple...

I told you! Just food, toilets, and sometimes Luke.

if it were food: I remembered one episode in South Park with Paris Hilton...

After using the pineapple as intended, the cat felt unwell.

I am turning the natives into worshippers of the Goddess.

...but they are only interested in its and your taste.
I took some Mezim, digested the pineapple (I shouldn't have eaten it all myself), and went to sell Gaga to the natives.

...they don't understand anything, and they decide that it's better to cook and eat you so you don't bother them anymore (you're late, after all).

...The natives decided to dry Gaga in the sun, like dried fish.

I'm learning a Wushu technique.

...under the guidance of a drunken Indian, an expert in yoga and the Kama Sutra. In the end, you realized that THIS is not Wushu; you only truly understood it after tying yourself in a knot.
You stole gnawed bones of Magnus, Arandor, and Gagi from a village of cannibals as souvenirs...

Unfortunately, the story about the bones was a myth, or rather a trap to catch a plump kosh – the tribe didn't know hunger for an entire year.

Listening to Milen's hymn.

...and suddenly, he went deaf. Completely.
I explained to the cannibals that I am inedible, gave them Milena's thigh, and went to make a trophy out of Magnus's skull...

that's exactly how Koshi's testimony was recorded in court, where she claimed that the screaming and noise at three in the morning was an attempt to explain to the cannibals that she was inedible.

I'm making a gift.

I'm sticking big needles into a voodoo doll that depicts Gaga...

Is the doll, perhaps, doing a parody?