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#2285
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...but it turned out to be a disguised сопромат.
I scare everyone with сопромат...
А, вот почему.

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#2286
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and some don't even know the meaning of this word.

I'm writing a newspaper...

Be strong. Believe
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#2287
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...where you explain to preschoolers what сопромат is.
I'm trying to convince Arandor to put porn with unicorns in his signature...
А, вот почему.

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#2288
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...and he actually did it. It's porn. Animated. In his signature.

I'm building a spaceship.
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#2289
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an animation with porn as a signature? That's an idea.

Be strong. Believe
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#2290
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Ar, keep in mind, they will ban you, not me. ...built it, took off, went into open space, and found out that Magnus with a rubber Gaga had snuck onto the ship. I'm sitting here laughing at the dialogue in the game...
А, вот почему.

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#2291
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so, they came from the hippodrome and led the horse to the stable

I'm making fun of the riding drake.
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#2292
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"He who laughs last laughs best," said the former dragoon, wiping blood from his muzzle with his paw. I'm logging off of ICQ...
А, вот почему.

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#2293
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so, is that what they call the rubber Gag now? "Riding Drakot"?

Kosh, they'll all be on Skype now!

I'm practicing how to curtsy before His Highness.
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#2294
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...I learned it, but at the most crucial moment, I still failed.
I decided to get "pleasure from nothing" - set an alarm on my phone for 8:30, wake up, yawn, set the alarm for 12, and with a feeling of relief, go back to sleep.

I turn off Skype as soon as it starts.
А, вот почему.

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#2295
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The variations in the break depend on the type of alarm, so please specify.

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС - Турнир -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#2296
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A true master will break it even without further clarification)))
I've updated the post.
А, вот почему.

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#2298
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Drakkoska

Decided to get a "kick out of nothing" - set an alarm on my phone for half-past eight, woke up, yawned, set the alarm for noon, and with a feeling of relief, went back to sleep.
The kick didn't work - at half-past eight, dazed by Paparazzi Gaga, which is set as my alarm, I jumped up and rushed to the institute, but it turned out to be a day off. And then the alarm rang for the second time...

I'm going to bed now, darn it.
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#2299
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...but you can't tear yourself away from your favorite Heroes game, and we just keep chatting and chatting...
I'm combining Happy Tree Friends and Dom-2...
А, вот почему.

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#2300
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...it is precisely the combination of these two components that creates a mind-blowing mixture.

I'm turning off the electricity in the house.