Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...and why bother browsing? All doctors have such handwriting – you can't make out a thing!

I'm trying to find a place without Magnus and a phone.

but it seems like he's always glued to his phone.[br][/br]
I'm trying to get some work done...

What could be more important than enjoying all the delicious treats in the Haven?))

I'm thinking about what to wear to the party.

...when you showed up at the party in that fancy outfit, everyone said you looked just like Lady Gaga with a phone.
I'm vacuuming the carpet...

...ртом.

I'm adding Magnus to my ignore list...

...but with the help of his phone, he makes a call to *the right place*, and an entire team arrives, consisting of Gaga and her backup dancers, who retrieve Magnus from the list – he's quite battered, but still undefeated. You end up on the list.

I'm trying to learn how to drink tea like Vesker.

...and you forget how to enjoy a cup of tea like you used to.

I'm organizing my music into folders...

...but all the music is the same, and it's impossible to sort it.
Admiring my new shoes...

and everyone around says: "Wow! Kosha, you have the same ones as Gaga has on her phone!"
I'm enjoying the spring.

...especially its seventeen moments

I am engaged in a highly intellectual debate about music genres.

...but the person you're talking to manages to convince you that Gaga is better than Mozart and Beethoven.
I'm studying mathematics...

...because before that, she hadn't been taught and ended up getting a lot of bad grades.

I'm talking to a friend on Skype...

...And it turns out that she isn't a friend, but your beloved friend - Wesker.

I'm talking to Verwolke on Skype.

and it turns out that it wasn't a Werwolf, but a bot from the support service. Now it's clear why she spoke in English.

...and she, thinking she was talking to a friend, spilled all her girlish secrets to you, which made your head spin.
(well, never mind, I won't fix it)
I'm texting a friend...