Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

aaa)) Werwolf is so accurate) it will indeed be released on Blu-ray, but there will also be a DVD version and a box set version with 4 discs)) and with a statue of a decaying corpse up to 75cm tall, weighing about 7kg))) oh) I seem to have strayed from the topic))

unfortunately, it has become an integral part, and Wer will always be... a girl in a spacesuit))
I dream of summer.

...and you didn't hear? They canceled time zones and also three months – June, July, and August.

I'm flying off to a warm country.

but due to camel flu, which affected several tourists and then infected everyone on the plane, flights were canceled in many countries, and mainly in a small country in the heart of Europe.
I'm flying to colder countries.

...and in cold countries, global warming has actually occurred.

I'm developing a biological weapon.

...but the bacteria got offended, locked themselves in the toilet, and won't let anyone in.
I'm eating mushrooms, looking at the carpet...

and then the carpet stares at you...
I'm eating an orange.

...and you're drowning in orange juice, and then you remember that this is already the twenty-sixth one, and you have a terrible allergy to oranges.
I'm reading medieval legends...

Excellent, another legend... let's call it the nineteenth. Yes, the nineteenth legend has been read. I'm already eager to read the twentieth. Okay... some kind of forest. Great, fairies live there. One of the fairies. Her name is Iesta. A familiar name, hmm. And she can transform, yes. Into a human and... half-dragon, half-cat? Well, they have quite the imagination, these people who come up with legends. A weapon? For a fairy? A BIG HAMMER? And it really does seem familiar...

Bastards! >_< They stole my character and released it in a fairy tale as an ancient legend?!

I'm going to the store...

..to a bookstore. And I buy a gift for Koshe – well, of course, a collection of medieval legends!

I'm heading home...

...to a stranger, who doesn't even know about it yet.

I keep pedaling...

since I don't have driving privileges
I'm reading the forecast.

...the weather in hell.

Reinventing the wheel...

someone else invented it before you
sipping tea

...but the seagulls peck and flap their wings.
I defeat Magnus...

...you hire killers for Might & Magic.

I'm joining Kosha as a killer...