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#1723
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Go ahead and choose me. The werewolf seems to be enjoying the hike).
А, вот почему.

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#1724
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This is all Kosha’s fault! She’s the one to blame!

I’m drawing my family tree in hopes of being knighted (I wonder, do they knight women too?).
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#1725
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...but girls are not knighted. Instead, they are burned at the stake as witches.
I'm starting a fire...
А, вот почему.

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#1726
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...but just then, the Inquisition tightens its rules, and mythical creatures, especially those like a dragon-cat hybrid, are also subject to being burned. So, it wasn't worth being so zealous in building that bonfire...

I'm trying to get my dog used to eating dry food...
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#1727
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But just then, the Inquisition tightens its rules, and dogs, especially those attached to their owners, devour the latter alive. So, it wasn't worth being so diligent in training the dog to eat dry food and stimulating its appetite.

I am influencing the Battle.
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#1728
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But the limit has been reached. Looking for a game for Dendy... O_o
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1729
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...but you can't find anything for the Dendy, but there are plenty of games for other consoles.
I leave the fire, especially since I am immune to fire...
А, вот почему.

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#1731
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I step out of the fire, especially since I am immune to fire...
I wrote that, you know O_o
А, вот почему.

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#1732
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That’s what I’m saying – she was late. (This isn’t directed at you!)

The Inquisition summons a local alchemist, and he develops a flammable mixture for mythical creatures that are difficult to burn.

I’m trying to write without making mistakes...
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#1733
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...but your browser keeps freezing, your keyboard gets stuck, your fingers fumble, and then you get electrocuted and forget all the rules of the Russian language.
I'm flying away to get as far as possible from the inquisition...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1734
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But just then, the Inquisition tightens its rules, banning flying and applying the newest air defense system to those who violate them. I'm having a conversation.
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#1735
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...it turns out that I'm just doing it for myself))...

I'm building the Tower of Babel...
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#1736
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...and then she got drunk and started talking to herself in different languages, not understanding anything.
She burned down the main building of the Inquisition with her fiery breath...
А, вот почему.

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#1737
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But just then, the Inquisition tightens its rules, improving the material of the main building, which can now withstand the temperature of the Sun.

I'm trying to reason with Vervolka.
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#1738
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a mixture of bad Brazilian Portuguese and broken Portuguese doesn't help.

I'm going to go to bed.