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The long-awaited sequel :O
Part 3.
There is nothing better than waking up early in the morning on December 31st and exclaiming: "Happy New Year, friends!" — that's exactly what our kind and sweet Arandor did, to which he heard from Amka: "Shut up, you're keeping me awake!"; from Neyra: "So noisy..."; and from Revanka: "Go f... yourself" (the rest is censored...).
Yes, the morning was indeed glorious. Outside, snow covered the entire road in a wonderful shroud. Yes, it was very beautiful outside, just like in a fairy tale!
Only, due to the snowy roads, driving cars became a bit harder, and therefore the accident rate increased. The frost was at 40 degrees, which means that going shopping or even going outside right now is not a very good idea, as you could freeze off absolutely all your limbs.
But nobody cared. After all, New Year' same almost here; they just had to hold out until midnight.
Only for the HW-ers, the situation turned out to be not so great. Firstly, there were almost no toys for the tree, and therefore only 12 baubles and 2 snowflakes hung on it. Secondly, there wasn't enough money for new ones. Thirdly, it was scary to go outside, especially if you had to drag yourself several kilometers to the nearest base.
But nobody lost heart! Well, of course Ney was a bit saddened, but she tried not to think about it.
Most of all, she was irritated by the fact that for two days now, she has had to share her space with two new guests.
No, of course she has nothing against them; on the contrary, she's glad to see them. But when every day, all the time, you act like a boy, walk like a boy, are afraid to enter the toilet or bathroom, and then Wesker teases you just for fun, it can make you go crazy. Although, even without that, she acted and dressed like a guy, but now she has to control herself and suppress her feminine qualities, which often manifest themselves.
Meanwhile, crazy Kosha had already managed to strip everyone except... Neyra! Surprisingly, Ney seemed the only non-suspicious person among all present! Although the Witch kept glancing at her, it seemed she didn't care and was just having fun here.
"Do you think Kosha will settle down today or figure out who I am?" Neyra suddenly addressed Arandor, Wesker, and Lizard.
"I don't know..." Ar replied. "I'm already tired of her madness. And tired of the attempts to make me show myself naked in the shower!!!"
"Maybe you should show her your soul instead. Maybe then she'll leave you alone," Liz smiled.
"Not sure... besides, it pisses me off that she still remembers that awful incident when I told her about the dream with the bus driver, where..."
"We know!" all three exclaimed in unison.
"Yes, don't think about it," Ney encouraged him. "Nobody but her remembers that."
"Indeed..." Lizard added with a smile.
"You better explain one thing to me," Wes abruptly interrupted the conversation. "Just which bastard is to blame for all this?!"
"Sorry..." Neyra answered quietly and bashfully.
"Of course you're involved too; moreover, you are the cause of this 'celebration'! But we're not talking about you right now. I'm talking about that scumbag who told everyone that a boy with boobs studies here!!"
"How 'sweet' of you..." Neyra barely restrained herself to avoid a fight.
"I know for sure that when I see him, I'll punch his face in!!"
Suddenly and unexpectedly, the doorbell rang. Who else could have dragged themselves into this "madhouse"?
To find out, Neyra walked across the room—with difficulty, it should be noted, as it was a complete mess that had once been a room decorated with tinsel, garlands, and homemade crooked snowflakes. Apparently, Kosha had gone wild again.
It turned out to be Alex Ghost who decided to visit his comrades.
"Just what I needed..." Neyra thought, letting him into the house.
"Well, hello there, my beauty!" he exclaimed with a hint of mockery.
"Right now, this beauty is going to beat you half to death and then go back to her business."
"Ah, why so nervous? Did you accidentally already fight with Arka?"
"What does that have to do with anything? It's just that for several days in a row, it's been a 'psych ward' here, which will soon drive me to a nervous breakdown."
"Really? That happens every day since you started living here."
"Are you asking for it?"
"No, no, come on..."
"Then march out of here and do your own thing, and don't irritate me!"
"But I live here too, so you can't kick me out. By the way, is that Kosha running around the house?"
"Wow! At least you had enough brains to figure that out."
"And why are you so rabid today? Do you want a man or something?"
"Do you even have brains?! Do you think it's normal that Drakkosha is in our house, running around like crazy in search of a girl?"
"I don't go into the details of commoners' private lives..."
"Idiot! She's here because of me!"
"In what sense?"
"Go to hell!! Is it really hard to guess that she's looking for me?! Or more accurately, someone snitched that a girl is living in the 'Holy Haven of Vice' disguised as a guy, and that's why Kosha and the Witch showed up."
"Is it really that serious?!"
"Can't you see?! The Witch doesn't care, of course, but Drakkosha is stripping the surrounding guys in search of a girl. Moreover, my decorations are suffering because of all this! Liz and I spent a lot of time hanging all this up, and now everything is being smashed, broken, and torn!"
"Hm... didn't think my little joke would go that far..." Ghost mused.
"What—what did you say?" Neyra's eyes suddenly shone with a devilish glint again, her aura turned black, and her fists clenched.
"Well... I was just bored, so I decided to have some fun," he smiled sweetly, not even paying attention to Neyra's rage.
"You told everyone that a girl lives in the haven..."
"Well, yeah."
"You wanted to have some fun..."
"Uh-huh," Ghost answered everything with pride, not even realizing that with every answer he was asking for it more.
"Because of you, those two showed up here..."
"Yup."
"Because of you, all the decorations suffered, both in the rooms and on the tree...!"
"Correct."
"And after that, you had the brains and the nerve to come here?!!!"
"Yes, so what?"
Neyra's blood boiled at this answer; she never suspected a person could be so shameless. The poor girl lost her mind and self-control. In the end, she couldn't take it anymore and screamed throughout the house:
"Revanka!!!!"
"Yes, yes? Did someone call me?" — not a second was needed for Wesker to peek into the corridor.
"Did you want to punch the face of whoever is responsible for Kosha and the Witch showing up here?"
"Is that scumbag here?!"
"Oh, yes!" With a sharp movement of her hand, she pointed at Ghost. "Him!"
"What are you doing, maniac!?"
"Restoring justice..."
"So this is who I was being stripped by so brazenly?! So this is why it's hard to even breathe in the dormitory?! So this is why I'm in such a bad mood?! I'll kill him!"
"Aaaaah! Shoo, you filthy commoner! And you, Neyra, you... you are a rare piece of work!"
"Look who's talking!" After these words, Neyra turned toward one of the rooms to continue her conversation with Arandor and Lizard. But as soon as she approached the door, the bell rang again. "What on earth..." she snorted, turning back.
Meanwhile, Ghost had already managed to dodge Wesker, and they began a foolish chase through the dormitory (more accurately, the foul-mouthed Revanka was chasing the cowardly Alex, who was mocking him the whole time).
"Hello, hello..." With this greeting, Cash entered the house. He didn't look his best: his cheeks were red from lipstick, alcohol reeked from his mouth for a mile, and his body swayed gently from side to side.
"Well, hello, most respected Mr. Assistant Director..." there was a note of sarcasm in these words; Ney preferred to hide all her anger, otherwise it would only be worse.
"Oh! Cash, hi! Where have you been disappearing to all these days?" the lizard suddenly ran in, having decided to see who had arrived from the room. "What, another grand banquet in the teachers' lounge? Drinking beer along with champagne again? And where did the lipstick come from? Confess, did the sexy female teachers put up bolts or did you call a bunch of young beauties again, like last year?" Judging by his look, Lizard was truly interested in all this, but only for the purpose of laughing.
"Eh, if only I remembered..." he stammered. "I'm here... came to pick up the girls..."
"Um... Monster, please excuse us, but we won't let you go outside in such a state. And even more so, we won't let these girls go outside in this weather and with you in such a state..." Ney said this sincerely wishing Cash and the girls all the best, but it didn't make her feel any better...
"Oh, Ney... let me kiss you." After these words, the incoherent Cash began to hit on poor Neyra, who absolutely did not expect such a turn of events!
"Monster, calm down!" No matter how she screamed, it was all in vain, as he didn't care at all.
"Waaa! Cash, what are you doing?!" Liz ran to save Neyra, but that also yielded no result.
"Mr. Assistant Director!" Kosha screamed, noticing Cash hitting on Ney. "This is unethical of you! It is not fitting for an assistant director to try and seduce his students! Especially in the presence of other ladies, and even more so if the student is male!"
"Male? You must be joking!" Cash laughed. "This girl is too cute to be a guy!"
"Oops, we're in trouble..." Liz said quietly.
"What idiots!" the voice of the Bison echoed from afar.
"So, it turns out Neyton is a girl?!" Kosha was surprised.
"Did you only just figure that out?" the Witch interrupted, who had just come out of the kitchen. "By the way, does anyone know why the living room is such a mess?"
"WHAT?!" Hearing this terrible news from the Witch, Ney forgot everything (both Cash's advances and the fact that she had just been exposed); she ran like a bullet into the room to get at least one glimpse of what had actually happened there.
The sight did not please Neyra; even in her worst nightmares, she couldn't imagine it would look exactly like this! Amaranth was lying peacefully on the sofa. All the garlands were on the floor (and some were even broken!). Tinsel was torn and scattered all the way to the kitchen. The tree lay on the floor, and Wesker was trying to beat Ghost on top of it. And Bison, noticing nothing, continued his calculations.
"My decorations!!" Neyra felt so sick that at the sight of all this, she simply fainted.
"I wonder who's going to clean all this up?" Vegtam's voice sounded as he came out of the kitchen to call everyone for breakfast.
"Elsidere will clean up this trash," the janitor said lazily, taking a broom and starting to clean (though he was more pretending to work than actually doing it). Before this, he had been sitting somewhere watching TV. His main characteristic was that he always appeared unexpectedly. What he did the rest of the time remained a secret to everyone.
I'll try to write the ending tomorrow;), but I guarantee nothing -_-.
Holy Haven of Vice at the "Heroes World" High School
(based on "Ouran High School Host Club")
(based on "Ouran High School Host Club")
Part 3.
There is nothing better than waking up early in the morning on December 31st and exclaiming: "Happy New Year, friends!" — that's exactly what our kind and sweet Arandor did, to which he heard from Amka: "Shut up, you're keeping me awake!"; from Neyra: "So noisy..."; and from Revanka: "Go f... yourself" (the rest is censored...).
Yes, the morning was indeed glorious. Outside, snow covered the entire road in a wonderful shroud. Yes, it was very beautiful outside, just like in a fairy tale!
Only, due to the snowy roads, driving cars became a bit harder, and therefore the accident rate increased. The frost was at 40 degrees, which means that going shopping or even going outside right now is not a very good idea, as you could freeze off absolutely all your limbs.
But nobody cared. After all, New Year' same almost here; they just had to hold out until midnight.
Only for the HW-ers, the situation turned out to be not so great. Firstly, there were almost no toys for the tree, and therefore only 12 baubles and 2 snowflakes hung on it. Secondly, there wasn't enough money for new ones. Thirdly, it was scary to go outside, especially if you had to drag yourself several kilometers to the nearest base.
But nobody lost heart! Well, of course Ney was a bit saddened, but she tried not to think about it.
Most of all, she was irritated by the fact that for two days now, she has had to share her space with two new guests.
No, of course she has nothing against them; on the contrary, she's glad to see them. But when every day, all the time, you act like a boy, walk like a boy, are afraid to enter the toilet or bathroom, and then Wesker teases you just for fun, it can make you go crazy. Although, even without that, she acted and dressed like a guy, but now she has to control herself and suppress her feminine qualities, which often manifest themselves.
Meanwhile, crazy Kosha had already managed to strip everyone except... Neyra! Surprisingly, Ney seemed the only non-suspicious person among all present! Although the Witch kept glancing at her, it seemed she didn't care and was just having fun here.
"Do you think Kosha will settle down today or figure out who I am?" Neyra suddenly addressed Arandor, Wesker, and Lizard.
"I don't know..." Ar replied. "I'm already tired of her madness. And tired of the attempts to make me show myself naked in the shower!!!"
"Maybe you should show her your soul instead. Maybe then she'll leave you alone," Liz smiled.
"Not sure... besides, it pisses me off that she still remembers that awful incident when I told her about the dream with the bus driver, where..."
"We know!" all three exclaimed in unison.
"Yes, don't think about it," Ney encouraged him. "Nobody but her remembers that."
"Indeed..." Lizard added with a smile.
"You better explain one thing to me," Wes abruptly interrupted the conversation. "Just which bastard is to blame for all this?!"
"Sorry..." Neyra answered quietly and bashfully.
"Of course you're involved too; moreover, you are the cause of this 'celebration'! But we're not talking about you right now. I'm talking about that scumbag who told everyone that a boy with boobs studies here!!"
"How 'sweet' of you..." Neyra barely restrained herself to avoid a fight.
"I know for sure that when I see him, I'll punch his face in!!"
Suddenly and unexpectedly, the doorbell rang. Who else could have dragged themselves into this "madhouse"?
To find out, Neyra walked across the room—with difficulty, it should be noted, as it was a complete mess that had once been a room decorated with tinsel, garlands, and homemade crooked snowflakes. Apparently, Kosha had gone wild again.
It turned out to be Alex Ghost who decided to visit his comrades.
"Just what I needed..." Neyra thought, letting him into the house.
"Well, hello there, my beauty!" he exclaimed with a hint of mockery.
"Right now, this beauty is going to beat you half to death and then go back to her business."
"Ah, why so nervous? Did you accidentally already fight with Arka?"
"What does that have to do with anything? It's just that for several days in a row, it's been a 'psych ward' here, which will soon drive me to a nervous breakdown."
"Really? That happens every day since you started living here."
"Are you asking for it?"
"No, no, come on..."
"Then march out of here and do your own thing, and don't irritate me!"
"But I live here too, so you can't kick me out. By the way, is that Kosha running around the house?"
"Wow! At least you had enough brains to figure that out."
"And why are you so rabid today? Do you want a man or something?"
"Do you even have brains?! Do you think it's normal that Drakkosha is in our house, running around like crazy in search of a girl?"
"I don't go into the details of commoners' private lives..."
"Idiot! She's here because of me!"
"In what sense?"
"Go to hell!! Is it really hard to guess that she's looking for me?! Or more accurately, someone snitched that a girl is living in the 'Holy Haven of Vice' disguised as a guy, and that's why Kosha and the Witch showed up."
"Is it really that serious?!"
"Can't you see?! The Witch doesn't care, of course, but Drakkosha is stripping the surrounding guys in search of a girl. Moreover, my decorations are suffering because of all this! Liz and I spent a lot of time hanging all this up, and now everything is being smashed, broken, and torn!"
"Hm... didn't think my little joke would go that far..." Ghost mused.
"What—what did you say?" Neyra's eyes suddenly shone with a devilish glint again, her aura turned black, and her fists clenched.
"Well... I was just bored, so I decided to have some fun," he smiled sweetly, not even paying attention to Neyra's rage.
"You told everyone that a girl lives in the haven..."
"Well, yeah."
"You wanted to have some fun..."
"Uh-huh," Ghost answered everything with pride, not even realizing that with every answer he was asking for it more.
"Because of you, those two showed up here..."
"Yup."
"Because of you, all the decorations suffered, both in the rooms and on the tree...!"
"Correct."
"And after that, you had the brains and the nerve to come here?!!!"
"Yes, so what?"
Neyra's blood boiled at this answer; she never suspected a person could be so shameless. The poor girl lost her mind and self-control. In the end, she couldn't take it anymore and screamed throughout the house:
"Revanka!!!!"
"Yes, yes? Did someone call me?" — not a second was needed for Wesker to peek into the corridor.
"Did you want to punch the face of whoever is responsible for Kosha and the Witch showing up here?"
"Is that scumbag here?!"
"Oh, yes!" With a sharp movement of her hand, she pointed at Ghost. "Him!"
"What are you doing, maniac!?"
"Restoring justice..."
"So this is who I was being stripped by so brazenly?! So this is why it's hard to even breathe in the dormitory?! So this is why I'm in such a bad mood?! I'll kill him!"
"Aaaaah! Shoo, you filthy commoner! And you, Neyra, you... you are a rare piece of work!"
"Look who's talking!" After these words, Neyra turned toward one of the rooms to continue her conversation with Arandor and Lizard. But as soon as she approached the door, the bell rang again. "What on earth..." she snorted, turning back.
Meanwhile, Ghost had already managed to dodge Wesker, and they began a foolish chase through the dormitory (more accurately, the foul-mouthed Revanka was chasing the cowardly Alex, who was mocking him the whole time).
"Hello, hello..." With this greeting, Cash entered the house. He didn't look his best: his cheeks were red from lipstick, alcohol reeked from his mouth for a mile, and his body swayed gently from side to side.
"Well, hello, most respected Mr. Assistant Director..." there was a note of sarcasm in these words; Ney preferred to hide all her anger, otherwise it would only be worse.
"Oh! Cash, hi! Where have you been disappearing to all these days?" the lizard suddenly ran in, having decided to see who had arrived from the room. "What, another grand banquet in the teachers' lounge? Drinking beer along with champagne again? And where did the lipstick come from? Confess, did the sexy female teachers put up bolts or did you call a bunch of young beauties again, like last year?" Judging by his look, Lizard was truly interested in all this, but only for the purpose of laughing.
"Eh, if only I remembered..." he stammered. "I'm here... came to pick up the girls..."
"Um... Monster, please excuse us, but we won't let you go outside in such a state. And even more so, we won't let these girls go outside in this weather and with you in such a state..." Ney said this sincerely wishing Cash and the girls all the best, but it didn't make her feel any better...
"Oh, Ney... let me kiss you." After these words, the incoherent Cash began to hit on poor Neyra, who absolutely did not expect such a turn of events!
"Monster, calm down!" No matter how she screamed, it was all in vain, as he didn't care at all.
"Waaa! Cash, what are you doing?!" Liz ran to save Neyra, but that also yielded no result.
"Mr. Assistant Director!" Kosha screamed, noticing Cash hitting on Ney. "This is unethical of you! It is not fitting for an assistant director to try and seduce his students! Especially in the presence of other ladies, and even more so if the student is male!"
"Male? You must be joking!" Cash laughed. "This girl is too cute to be a guy!"
"Oops, we're in trouble..." Liz said quietly.
"What idiots!" the voice of the Bison echoed from afar.
"So, it turns out Neyton is a girl?!" Kosha was surprised.
"Did you only just figure that out?" the Witch interrupted, who had just come out of the kitchen. "By the way, does anyone know why the living room is such a mess?"
"WHAT?!" Hearing this terrible news from the Witch, Ney forgot everything (both Cash's advances and the fact that she had just been exposed); she ran like a bullet into the room to get at least one glimpse of what had actually happened there.
The sight did not please Neyra; even in her worst nightmares, she couldn't imagine it would look exactly like this! Amaranth was lying peacefully on the sofa. All the garlands were on the floor (and some were even broken!). Tinsel was torn and scattered all the way to the kitchen. The tree lay on the floor, and Wesker was trying to beat Ghost on top of it. And Bison, noticing nothing, continued his calculations.
"My decorations!!" Neyra felt so sick that at the sight of all this, she simply fainted.
"I wonder who's going to clean all this up?" Vegtam's voice sounded as he came out of the kitchen to call everyone for breakfast.
"Elsidere will clean up this trash," the janitor said lazily, taking a broom and starting to clean (though he was more pretending to work than actually doing it). Before this, he had been sitting somewhere watching TV. His main characteristic was that he always appeared unexpectedly. What he did the rest of the time remained a secret to everyone.
I'll try to write the ending tomorrow;), but I guarantee nothing -_-.
Magnus
