(smart words) - author's thoughts.
Part 4 (Happy New Year!).
After Neyra fainted, a long, deathly silence fell over the Haven. Everyone felt so ashamed (yeah, especially Wesker!), that this girl had tried so hard, wanted so much to instill the spirit of "New Year" into their bodies, and in the end, they destroyed it to high heaven.
No, if you think about it, this spirit could be brought back, but according to Zubr—who had just bought himself a new suit, a cool mobile phone, a gold Rolex watch, as well as a ticket for two to a resort in the Alps (for himself and Pandora)—their budget was minimal.
-No, look, there must be some way! – Arandor exclaimed sharply.
Wesker: what are you talking about, idiot? Want to offer an option from your own wallet?
Arandor: why immediately mine? You're our new king!
Wesker: I don't know anything! Not my problem! *Neyra! You freaking plagiarist!* (the author strongly apologizes to you, Mr. Wesker...) *I don't give a damn about your apologies! Just hand over the cash!* (Get lost, Green! =P) *Why you...!*
Everyone: Oo
Amko (just waking up): why are you guys making so much noise? Oh, Revanka, why are you talking to yourself? – he addressed Wesker, who, in the opinion of those around him, was having a conversation with an "imaginary friend."
Wesker: OH SHI >_< *Neyra, you're a rare piece of work! Is this revenge for the Hurma?* (you just gave a good idea *and hurma too =P*)
Lizard: maybe you can all settle down and we'll figure out together how to save the holiday?
Witch: and what about me? I won't work with this "king"! This scoundrel walled me up in a gold statue =/
Wesker: are you all going to keep busting my balls with this crap?!
Everyone: oh, yes :smile08:
Wesker: bastards! -_- What was wrong with the ending?!
Lizard: you made me kill Neyra -_-
Witch: and me, kill Hostor! =/ *by the way, where is he?*
Drakkoshka: didn't let me kill Arandra! ><
Zubr: wasted a bunch of people *including me =/*
Vis Trit: (just entering the dormitory): framed me!
Everyone: Vis? :O
Vis Trit: what's up? -_-”
Lizard: we're so glad to see you! ^___^ you visit so rarely -_- we already managed to miss you >_<
Arandor: how good that you stopped by x)
Vis Trit: and why is Neyra sleeping on the floor? What's with the bag outside? Bastards, started without me, huh? :O =/
Wesker: yes =P
Alex Ghost: bag? Oh damn! Completely forgot about it! – he bolted outside, apparently to retrieve that very bag.
Meanwhile, Neyra had already woken up (she was just pretending to be lying there, as she still thought Kosha wanted to take her away from the men's academy), she was so tired of lying on the hard and uncomfortable floor that she finally decided to get on her feet.
Neyra: ow, my head -_-.
Wesker: oh! Nayton *or rather Neyra* is awake! *now I'll show her, you damn "author" =P* (just try touching the "sacred" and I'll kick you out naked into the frost =P) * OH SHI ~_~*
Alex Ghost (just coming back in): looks like I found a solution with the toys *I'm so cool :cool:*
Arandor (smiled cunningly, as if he knew something, but no one even noticed): well and what is it?
Neyra: what kind of solution could this idiot find?! Decided to make it even worse, huh?
Alex Ghost: keep talking =P or else I'll go get the bag, find your corpse in Hurma and be a necrophile =P
Neyra: *scoundrel -_-.* well, what are you proposing?
Alex Ghost: hold your sharp tongue and let me save the holiday :cool:
Neyra: what? O_O
Alex Ghost: that =P in this bag there's a bunch of not-so-new *and not even mine :D* Christmas ornaments!
Everyone: O_O
Vis Trit: and what did I miss? ^^”
Wesker: oh, a lot...
Vis Trit: holy fact! And this is how they treat a "real hero" ...-_- *author, why?!* (sorry... -_-.”)
Wesker: that's nothing. You should see how they treat a fake "real hero"!! (shut up! =P)
Neyra: Ghost!) you're just great!))) when did you manage? ^_^.
Alex Ghost: while you were sleeping =P *I'm like, cool :cool:*
Neyra: so why are we standing around doing nothing? Let's all actually decorate the tree! ^___^.
Lizard: let's do it! ^___________^
Drakkoshka: and did you forget something?
Neyra: what is it? ^_^.” *fact! Apparently, she's still worried about why she came here -_-.)
Drakkoshka: what are we doing with Nayton? *or whoever she is?*
Everyone: O_O”
Drakkoshka: what?
Neyra: Um... -_-”
Arandor: do you want to take her away from us? x(
Wesker: where are the remains of my U.G...
Lizard: nooooo! T_T
Drakkoshka: absolutely, we must take her!
Witch: Kosha, maybe we shouldn't...
Zubr: according to scenes from my memory, this girl would rather get the hell out of here than go to a girls' academy...
Lizard: yes, exactly! And she also said that in that case it's better to leave for an academy of another enterprise, which wouldn't benefit our Creator...
Arandor: hhhh remember how she screamed when she saw the brochure for that school? X) I still remember how the pink color of the walls infuriated her xD
Wesker: yeah, and look how long we've lived and studied with her) in this time I managed to realize there is nothing feminine about her!
Amko: and she's also a kawaii maniac ^_^
Neyra: *freaks... -_-.*
Wesker: Um, brother, why have you been so quiet lately?
Amko: ... ”
Alex Ghost: and why am I no longer being idolized? I saved the holiday :cool:
Neyra: um... the holiday isn't in the Christmas ornaments -_-.
Alex Ghost: what do toys have to do with it? I myself am one big holiday :D
Everyone: (laughing quietly)
Wesker: alright, my subjects, I will help you decorate the tree.
Everyone: go jump in a lake! You're not king here =P
Arandor: well, he is king, but everyone here doesn't give a fuck X)
Wesker: go to hell, all of you! =/ *author, you are a rare piece of filth!!!!!!*
So, they all began decorating the living room together. Some started decorating the tree (specifically Neyra, Wesker (well, he hung some things :D), Ghost and Arandor), some (Lizard, Vis Trit, Drakkoshka) started cutting snowflakes, which were then hung up by the silent Freyd, while the Witch, Vegtam, Am, Zubr and even the kind janitor Elsidere (I wonder if any of them know how to cook? :O). And only the Deputy Director, Cash, was fast asleep on the sofa, completely oblivious. He woke up only toward evening. As it turned out, after all that drinking he had absolutely no hangover. Cash was so energetic that he happily decided to help in the kitchen, which proved not to be in vain. Thus, thanks to Monstrik, who didn't pretend to have a hangover, the festive dinner was prepared perfectly.
Finally, they all finished their tasks (I wonder how on earth they managed to finish everything at the same time?), just then Major Whirlwind, Siver and Executor arrived (as if they were waiting for them to finish so they wouldn't have to do anything).
Zubr (smiled): glad to see such wonderful people.
Neyra: well, since everyone is here, we can go change into festive outfits and slowly start the holiday ^___^.
Cash: um... actually not everyone...
Neyra: no, look, I see Volke isn't here, but I won't let him through the door! He was expelled anyway, and a plant has nothing to do here -_-.
Witch: and Hostor?
Neyra: damn! Okay, we have to wait for him! He's a good guy, he doesn't annoy me...
Hostor (just entered, as if waiting until they missed him): hello!
Witch: hello, brother! ^__________^
Everyone: hiiii!)
Neyra: and now everyone is here :Z. Let's go change ^___^.
Cash: and still no...
Neyra: what-what? -_-.
Cash: um... well how can I put this... basically, the Director should also come here, some teachers, as well as some ladies from the Swan Academy.
Neyra: O_O”
Wesker: muhahaha! Serves you right, Nayton =P or rather, Neyra xD
Arandor: holy cow!
Drakkoshka: so, after all, she'll have to be taken...
Neyra: I'm not going anywhere!
Witch: let's think of a way to save her ^_^
Hostor: you're so smart)))
Amko: by the way Hos, you're a champ! You held out so long without telling her. Well done!
Hostor: actually... :o
Wesker: you're telling her everything, aren't you?
Drakkoshka: so that's why you wanted to go with me instead of TaKo!
Witch: well... :smile43:
Neyra: and that's why she didn't hit on anyone!)
Wesker: yeah, forget it Kosha! Why do you need this idiot? Do you want to corrupt the academy?
Neyra: Wesker... -_-.
Drakkoshka: um... well...
Wesker: think for yourself, what benefit would this miracle bring you?
Drakkoshka: well basically...
Wesker: wouldn't it be better if you're so interested to come here and have fun yourselves? And let her stay here *besides, then I'll have no one to peek at in the shower T_T*
Lizard: Wesker, you scoundrel! -_-” *turns out I'm not the only one :smile43:*
Alex Ghost: :D
Amko: :Z *and what about me? Everyone peeks, so am I a loser or what? They can do it, but I can't, huh?*
Elsidere: *well I am the janitor and naturally must clean the bathroom :D*
Cash: *I'll have to participate somehow...*
Arandor: *damn, am I the only proper one here =/...*
Freyd: *what the hell?!*
Hostor: *I don't even need that...*
Vegtam: *peeking? That's not good! That's bad! And I'm an honest guy, although it hurts a bit...*
Zubr: *what kind of perverts do I have to live under one roof with...*
Vih, Executor, Siver: *didn't get it...*
Neyra: O_O.” *what scoundrels... -_-.*
Wesker: now that we've brought the necessary arguments, you, Kosha, will undoubtedly change your decision and let her stay.
Drakkoshka: what?! Leave her with such perverts?
Neyra: it's all fine, I'm already used to them and don't want to go anywhere.
Drakkoshka: do you really like living with them? They are such creeps!
Neyra: welllll...
Arandor: *take note of that* xD
Drakkoshka: shut up crab! Fine, if you want it so much, you can stay with these idiots. But if something goes wrong, I think they'll be happy to have you at the Swan Academy ;) personally...
Neyra (turned away and headed in another direction): whatever :Z
Drakkoshka: O_o”
Lizard: alright, let's go to the living room!))
Neyra: yes! And let's finally change!
Everyone (in chorus, naturally): let's do it!!!
Neyra: *idiots*
Wesker: *thanks to me, Neyra wasn't taken anywhere. I'm a hero :cool:* (author you're nothing, you're a pervert, and Kosha is just kind =P) *scoundrel!!!!*
When they entered the living room, someone was very surprised (naturally, those who hadn't been in it before the change).
Hostor: cool) especially love the tree)
Neyra: o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Thank you, I tried for a long time...
Hostor: no way! So it was you who thought to hang two large identical balls in the middle of the tree, and a big icicle between them?
Neyra: what? O_O.
Wesker: hee-hee
Neyra: Revanka!!! *hehe*
Someone: cool!
Someone else: well done!
Another someone: hhhhh you really did it xD
The rest: you're something) champ)
Wesker: I'm just a handsome devil :cool:
Neyra: alright, let's go change already.
Wesker: yeah yeah! Really want to put on my favorite suit.
Lizard: hurray! ^__________^
So, many of them went to change into New Year outfits. Although some preferred to stay in what they were wearing.
In five minutes, they rolled out of their rooms to show off. And when they entered the living room, everyone was terribly surprised!
Everyone: what the hell? O_O
Neyra: your mother! What is this on me?
Wesker: you're one to complain...
Arandor: :O
As it turned out, someone mixed up the clothes, or rather they were specifically placed in different rooms.
Neyra: this must be Volke! You scoundrel! If he comes here, I'll kill him for good! Although he won't even be let in, because he's banned! *muhahahaha!*
Volke (somewhere else): hic! Hic! Oh, someone is thinking of me... ha! Probably those despicable fools guessed my little prank.
It so happened that Neyra was in a cool suit and glasses, like Wesker from Resident Evil, Revanka in a black-and-blue dress (O_O.), Arandor in a Snegurochka costume, Vegtam in a white lizard costume, Drakkoshka in a crab costume, and Lizard in a Drakkoshkolich costume.
Wesker: what the hell!? Why am I specifically in a woman's dress? And such a tasteless one...
Neyra: well thanks...
Wesker: you're welcome.
Vegtam: I understand everything, of course, but let's go change!
Lizard: yes, because I don't like this costume.
Arandor: you're lucky...
Drakkoshka: and I got the worst one.
Wesker: you should be quiet...
Neyra: yeah, in a suit like this, I'd probably get first place at a gay parade -_-.
Wesker, Arandor: ...”
Drakkoshka: maybe we should change?
Everyone: yes, let's go.
This time it took ten minutes for them all to swap clothes together, and then they started dressing.
When they finished, everyone looked as they should have, only Vegtam, for some reason, was not Snegurochka, but some bearded old man (or more accurately, Father Frost!)
Neyra: phew, finally)
Wesker: tell me about it...))
Arandor: this is so comfortable x)
Lizard: kaaaaaaaayf ^_________________^
Drakkoshka: ^_^
Vegtam: well, since everything's good now, we can start!
Cash: and did you forget about the guests?
Neyra, Wesker: OH SHI... -_- *we want to eat...*
But then, as if on cue, a doorbell rang. A joyful Ney ran to let the guests in, forgetting that all the teachers and the director would come, who might not like it that their student is wearing a dress. Just as she opened the door, she remembered this and suddenly regretted her mistake...
Outside stood the school director, Magnus, and behind him several girls and teachers.
Neyra: Mr. Director...
Magnus: don't worry, the school director isn't that stupid, he's known since the first day that you're a girl ;) shall we tell the others it's cosplay?
Neyra: how kind of you, Mr. Director *___*.
Magnus: don't thank me, just let me into the Haven.
Neyra: yes, of course... - she was unrealistically happy that she was so lucky.
After Magnus, the most beloved and best teachers entered, like Kyle, Wishmaster, Drnik (so young, yet already a chemistry teacher :O) and Tieru, and among the girls were: Verevolka, Pandora, TaKo, Kitsune, Lelya, as well as Luchik.
Neyra: O_O.” *why are there so many of them...? -_-.*
Lizard: hang in there Ney, hang in there...
Arandor: hhhhhhhh
The guests didn't linger; they quickly looked around and then headed to the living room, from which loud laughter was immediately heard.
Neyra: Revanka... -_-”
Verevolka: you guys rock! :D
Kyle: well you certainly do)
Drnik: hah!
Magnus: who thought to hang two large identical balls in the middle and an icicle right between them?
Revanka: :cool:
Witch: maybe we should go to the table already, to welcome the New Year?
Everyone: yeeeess!!
On the way to the table, Ney managed to talk a bit with Ghost.
Neyra: thank you for bringing the toys.
Alex Ghost: oh it's nothing, really...
Neyra: only I don't understand one thing, how did you know we ran out of toys?
Alex Ghost: Arka called me.
Neyra: what? O_o.
Alex Ghost: well I didn't even know you needed toys *that brat didn't say*, so I just ran, as he said, ran to his house and grabbed some toys (naturally, his family knows nothing about this :D).
Neyra: so that's how it is...
Alex Ghost: yeah. That animal probably didn't tell me it was for you because he knew I'd refuse...
Neyra: well, alright, thanks anyway. Let's go to the table and if you tell anyone that I thanked you for this, I'll kill you!
Alex Ghost: okay-okay :D
After this short conversation, they finally sat at the table with everyone. The HW-ers began waiting together for the New Year to hear congratulations from the president (Revanka was just about to give a speech :Z), and then make wishes and finally start the holiday).
And so, the holiday arrived! Wesker gave his royal speech, in which he congratulated his friends, wished them luck, and other crap, as such guys as him should do. Then they listened to the New Year's address on TV from the great Creator, and exactly at 00 they started making wishes.
Neyra: *I hope that, even if only this year, the idiots surrounding me don't annoy me so much... and thanks to Arandor for thinking of the toys, he's a good guy.*
Wesker: *I hope I can become first the emperor of the forum, then the school director, and then I'll take the place of the Creator. Well, I'm not asking for much, so please, let it be so.*
Lizard: *I wish for peace in the whole world ^___^ as well as to meet a real Leslie, played by AnnaSophia Robb)) *
Elsidere: *I want to be something cooler than a janitor this year (a teacher at least)... and if not, can I at least have a new broom?*
Drakkoshka: *I wish to get a new banhammer, as well as marry Luke Skywalker))).*
Arandor: *hhhhhhhhhh*
"As you meet the New Year, so you'll spend it" - as one wise man said. That's exactly what the HW-ers did, which means that the whole year for them, as well as for others, was full of crazy adventures and various surprises.
Volke (somewhere in the frost): bastards... *let me in!!!*
Opinions of some participants
Neyra: ore?
Lizard: how cute ^___^
Revanka: wat a fact?
Arandor: I saved the holiday X) I'm a champ X)
Alex Ghost: I helped save the holiday? Neyra, you scoundrel! I'm a villain!! Whatever, come on, thank me :D
Drakkoshka: why was I portrayed as such a maniac?
Witch: and why am I so modest?
Alice-dere: and why am I the janitor?
As for the others, the author strongly apologizes to them, but he promises that next time he will definitely remember them ;)
No, really, it's hard to fit you all in -_-.
I promise to fix this in the future!

