WhiteLizard
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Yeah, after the rain on Thursday ~^
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
The most accurate story.
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За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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My madness continues!! :smile09:
Part 2.
Without giving the girls a chance to say a word, Cash started the conversation:
- I am glad to welcome such wonderful roses to this "dying flowerbed." – Only, the phrase "dying flowerbed" greatly offended the others, so they simply ignored everything and returned to what they were doing before. That is, Am and Revan continued cutting out snowflakes (but this time, for real). Liz dragged Naira into the next room so they could continue decorating the dormitory together. Arandor sat back down on the sofa to play the guitar. Only, this time he played an acoustic one, as he was ashamed that all this time the poor fellow had been playing an unplugged electric guitar (more accurately, the fool was making strange noises and didn't notice it, and naturally, no one told him because they didn't want to hear that horror at full volume). As for Zubr, he calmly sat down to continue calculating expenses.
- We thank you for your hospitality – the Witch smiled – I think we can handle everything ourselves. By the way, Ms. Vice Principal Luchik asked me to send you her "regards" and apologized for all this. She sincerely believes that the unfortunate rumor is merely a myth.
- Well, that's exactly why we came here! – Kosha exclaimed proudly – Our goal is to check you, even if we have to strip someone!
- All you want is to strip someone... - Arandor added quietly, continuing to play his acoustic guitar (which actually belonged to Vegtam, but he didn't mind anyway).
- Nothing can be done about that... but still, I am glad our dear Zubr has agreed to help you...
- Why me?! I may hold the position of Student Council President, but that doesn't mean I'm obligated to show everyone everything here. Ask someone else, and I'll continue counting our expenses.
- What if Pandora sent them? – Cash asked slyly, knowing this would affect Zubrik.
- Pandora...! – he exclaimed joyfully, suddenly standing up from his chair, as a result of which it fell right onto the bag with all the same Christmas ornaments they had.
- Now who is the idiot who put those damn toys in there?! – came the voice of an enraged Naira from the next room – I heard it was them. And what are we going to decorate our tree with now?! I'll just... - she continued to threaten, but fortunately, Liz realized in time and covered her mouth so she wouldn't completely give herself away, and most importantly, so no one would have to listen to these psychos.
On the other hand, these screams had a strong effect on Am and Revan. If they had cut about fifteen snowflakes in 3 hours, in this one minute, together, they made three times more. Although, Am could be understood, as he was the one who put the bag next to the unfortunate chair. As for Wesker, he was simply scared.
- Oh damn! – Zubr whispered quietly; he was deathly ashamed, but fortunately for him, Naira didn't know exactly who was responsible for what happened and broke those toys. – Anyway, it doesn't matter – he immediately cheered up - only, most respected guests, you will not be stripping me!
- Come on, we already know you're a guy – Kosha assured him – besides, Pandora said she'd kill us if we even thought about hitting on you... - she added bashfully.
- Well, that's wonderful then – Cash smiled. – Now, I'm off.
- What? Where?
- You see, most respected Mr. Director, Magnus forbade me from being here so as not to pressure the girls. And more importantly, I have something to do. So don't worry, I'll be back soon, I promise.
- Nooooo!! Don't leave me surrounded by these idiots!!! Please... - Naira almost cried out and gave herself away, but wise Liz again realized that her mouth needed to be shut to avoid problems.
To her deepest regret, Cash heard nothing, and the Witch suspected something, but fortunately, Kosha noticed nothing.
- I think you already know everyone here – Zubr began. – But it's probably worth refreshing your memory. So I suggest we begin. Let's start with these two idiots doing children's work. The red-haired one, with cute (kawaii, if you will) fake ears. His name is Amko. He's a bit silly, of course, but sometimes he gives everyone a run for their money (I wonder when that was?). And the second one is called Revan (also known as Maggot, also Wesker, also Revanka, etc.). He thinks he's brutal, but he's not; we're just too shy to tell him.
- You want a fight?
- Don't get worked up... - Zu became embarrassed - I was just joking. Alright, let's continue. This guy settled on the sofa who thinks he's a professional guitarist is called Arandor, although I think you know that well too.
- Screw all of you – Ar felt offended, continuing his activity.
- He also thinks he's brutal, but he's not. Now let's move on to the last two individuals present here. This is comrade White Lizard (but we call him Lizerde, Liz, or just lizard). Probably one of the most normal people here. Only he likes to fool around and go crazy (I think everyone remembers the story about the great berbers).
- Come on, it turned out funny though...
- And finally, this specimen – he pointed to Naira – his name is Nathan. This kid always tries to look modest and sweet, but in reality, he's the most brutal guy in the dormitory.
These words amused all the guys, including Zubr himself, but they struggled not to give themselves away, quietly exchanging phrases like: "Well, of course," "Yeah, then I'm Rambo," "And I'm Chuck Norris" (actually, this was a dialogue between Am and Revanka; the others just giggled).
- Go to hell! I'll beat you right now!
- Sorry, but we don't hit guys with the strength of a girl – Nai didn't understand whose words those were, and Revanka took full advantage of this.
- Let's go check!!
- No way.
- Guys, stop fighting before I beat you up myself!!! – Zubr shouted at them, after which he angrily went back to his computer. – You can do the rest yourselves; I'll continue dealing with the finances.
- Witch! I think I know who needs checking!
- What? So soon? Well, who is it?
- Him – Drakkosha pointed her finger at Arandor – he's too feminine, and you don't know what to expect from him (just like a woman)! We'll have to strip him to check...
- Go away! – Ar flew into a rage. – You know perfectly well what gender I am!! You just want to see me naked and are using this check as a pretext...
- Not true! And to prove it, I'll make you strip and go to the shower!!
- That proves my point...
- Silence!! Witch, bring my banhammer!
- Won't happen.
- Why?
- Because you didn't want to take it yourself, and I'm not going to carry that huge thing for you.
- But I asked!!!!!
- I don't care!
- Damn! It would have been better if TaCo was sent instead of you...
- TaCo, Pandora, and even Luchik approved my decision first.
- Fine. We'll manage without him. Now, Ar (or Arandor), strip this instant!
- Definitely. Someday...
- Then I'll do it myself!!!
- Get off me! Save me! Help! Noooooo...!
The poor fellow begged for help, but no one responded, and only Naira felt sorry for him and began attempts to pull the crazy Kosha – a pervert – off the sitting (though now more like half-lying) Ar.
- Can someone help me?!
- No! – everyone answered in chorus, except Liz, who ran to save the exposed Nai.
But then, unexpectedly, someone entered the building.
This distracted even Kosha, who had almost pulled the T-shirt off poor Arandor.
But who was it? This question tormented everyone, as this "unknown person" was almost completely covered by a pile of bags he held in front of himself, seeing nothing on his way. All that could be seen behind the bags was a large long blue coat that reached the floor, white gloves with snowflake images, and a simple blue hat.
- There she is! – without giving anyone a chance to say a word, Kosha tore herself away from Ar and pounced on the stranger.
- What the...? – the poor fellow didn't have time to react before he was attacked! Consequently, all the bags fell, and various cracks and clinks were heard. That's when everyone realized it was Vegtam, who had disappeared somewhere since morning.
- Gotcha! We found this girl!
- What do you mean "girl"!! Have you gone mad?! There are never any girls here! (too bad...) – Vegtam shouted at Kosha, who even felt ashamed after her action.
- True – Nai added, helping him to his feet. – Where have you been since morning?
- Well, I went to the store. I just heard the news that we were expecting two guests (the director himself warned me), so I had to run off early while everyone was sleeping. In return, I bought a huge amount of tinsel, three garlands, as well as two packs of cute balls for the tree, plus two snowflake ornaments. Also a bunch of various food for the New Year (it's just around the corner, in a couple of days). Besides, we'll be spending hours preparing all this tomorrow since we need a lot of food.
- What did you say about toys?
- Well, I thought you would be very glad... - Veg became bashful - I bought them for nothing, huh?
- You are simply gold!!!!! – Naira rejoiced.
- Well, since he's not a girl, then... grab Arandor!! - Kosha went crazy again.
- Madhouse... alright, I'm going to the kitchen to make lunch for everyone – a satisfied Vegtam took all the bags and went to the kitchen.
- Can I help? – The Witch was tired of standing around doing nothing and decided to be useful rather than go crazy along with Drakkosha.
And so, everyone peacefully resolved their problems. Wesker and Amaranth made a bunch of snowflakes. Zubr continued calculating expenses, but now for the whole year, including Vegtam's purchases. Naira and Liz happily ran to hang new garlands and tinsel in the room where they gathered to celebrate the holiday. Veg and the Witch prepared to provide everyone with food. Only Arandor had it hard, as they started stripping him again, but only this time no one helped.
- Nooooo! Don't end this part so cruelly! Please... - he continued to scream hopelessly.
I hope you like it :smile43: . Otherwise, you won't see a third part :smile53: :smile06:
The Holy Haven of Depravity at the "Heroes World" High School
(based on "Ouran High School Host Club")
(based on "Ouran High School Host Club")
Part 2.
Without giving the girls a chance to say a word, Cash started the conversation:
- I am glad to welcome such wonderful roses to this "dying flowerbed." – Only, the phrase "dying flowerbed" greatly offended the others, so they simply ignored everything and returned to what they were doing before. That is, Am and Revan continued cutting out snowflakes (but this time, for real). Liz dragged Naira into the next room so they could continue decorating the dormitory together. Arandor sat back down on the sofa to play the guitar. Only, this time he played an acoustic one, as he was ashamed that all this time the poor fellow had been playing an unplugged electric guitar (more accurately, the fool was making strange noises and didn't notice it, and naturally, no one told him because they didn't want to hear that horror at full volume). As for Zubr, he calmly sat down to continue calculating expenses.
- We thank you for your hospitality – the Witch smiled – I think we can handle everything ourselves. By the way, Ms. Vice Principal Luchik asked me to send you her "regards" and apologized for all this. She sincerely believes that the unfortunate rumor is merely a myth.
- Well, that's exactly why we came here! – Kosha exclaimed proudly – Our goal is to check you, even if we have to strip someone!
- All you want is to strip someone... - Arandor added quietly, continuing to play his acoustic guitar (which actually belonged to Vegtam, but he didn't mind anyway).
- Nothing can be done about that... but still, I am glad our dear Zubr has agreed to help you...
- Why me?! I may hold the position of Student Council President, but that doesn't mean I'm obligated to show everyone everything here. Ask someone else, and I'll continue counting our expenses.
- What if Pandora sent them? – Cash asked slyly, knowing this would affect Zubrik.
- Pandora...! – he exclaimed joyfully, suddenly standing up from his chair, as a result of which it fell right onto the bag with all the same Christmas ornaments they had.
- Now who is the idiot who put those damn toys in there?! – came the voice of an enraged Naira from the next room – I heard it was them. And what are we going to decorate our tree with now?! I'll just... - she continued to threaten, but fortunately, Liz realized in time and covered her mouth so she wouldn't completely give herself away, and most importantly, so no one would have to listen to these psychos.
On the other hand, these screams had a strong effect on Am and Revan. If they had cut about fifteen snowflakes in 3 hours, in this one minute, together, they made three times more. Although, Am could be understood, as he was the one who put the bag next to the unfortunate chair. As for Wesker, he was simply scared.
- Oh damn! – Zubr whispered quietly; he was deathly ashamed, but fortunately for him, Naira didn't know exactly who was responsible for what happened and broke those toys. – Anyway, it doesn't matter – he immediately cheered up - only, most respected guests, you will not be stripping me!
- Come on, we already know you're a guy – Kosha assured him – besides, Pandora said she'd kill us if we even thought about hitting on you... - she added bashfully.
- Well, that's wonderful then – Cash smiled. – Now, I'm off.
- What? Where?
- You see, most respected Mr. Director, Magnus forbade me from being here so as not to pressure the girls. And more importantly, I have something to do. So don't worry, I'll be back soon, I promise.
- Nooooo!! Don't leave me surrounded by these idiots!!! Please... - Naira almost cried out and gave herself away, but wise Liz again realized that her mouth needed to be shut to avoid problems.
To her deepest regret, Cash heard nothing, and the Witch suspected something, but fortunately, Kosha noticed nothing.
- I think you already know everyone here – Zubr began. – But it's probably worth refreshing your memory. So I suggest we begin. Let's start with these two idiots doing children's work. The red-haired one, with cute (kawaii, if you will) fake ears. His name is Amko. He's a bit silly, of course, but sometimes he gives everyone a run for their money (I wonder when that was?). And the second one is called Revan (also known as Maggot, also Wesker, also Revanka, etc.). He thinks he's brutal, but he's not; we're just too shy to tell him.
- You want a fight?
- Don't get worked up... - Zu became embarrassed - I was just joking. Alright, let's continue. This guy settled on the sofa who thinks he's a professional guitarist is called Arandor, although I think you know that well too.
- Screw all of you – Ar felt offended, continuing his activity.
- He also thinks he's brutal, but he's not. Now let's move on to the last two individuals present here. This is comrade White Lizard (but we call him Lizerde, Liz, or just lizard). Probably one of the most normal people here. Only he likes to fool around and go crazy (I think everyone remembers the story about the great berbers).
- Come on, it turned out funny though...
- And finally, this specimen – he pointed to Naira – his name is Nathan. This kid always tries to look modest and sweet, but in reality, he's the most brutal guy in the dormitory.
These words amused all the guys, including Zubr himself, but they struggled not to give themselves away, quietly exchanging phrases like: "Well, of course," "Yeah, then I'm Rambo," "And I'm Chuck Norris" (actually, this was a dialogue between Am and Revanka; the others just giggled).
- Go to hell! I'll beat you right now!
- Sorry, but we don't hit guys with the strength of a girl – Nai didn't understand whose words those were, and Revanka took full advantage of this.
- Let's go check!!
- No way.
- Guys, stop fighting before I beat you up myself!!! – Zubr shouted at them, after which he angrily went back to his computer. – You can do the rest yourselves; I'll continue dealing with the finances.
- Witch! I think I know who needs checking!
- What? So soon? Well, who is it?
- Him – Drakkosha pointed her finger at Arandor – he's too feminine, and you don't know what to expect from him (just like a woman)! We'll have to strip him to check...
- Go away! – Ar flew into a rage. – You know perfectly well what gender I am!! You just want to see me naked and are using this check as a pretext...
- Not true! And to prove it, I'll make you strip and go to the shower!!
- That proves my point...
- Silence!! Witch, bring my banhammer!
- Won't happen.
- Why?
- Because you didn't want to take it yourself, and I'm not going to carry that huge thing for you.
- But I asked!!!!!
- I don't care!
- Damn! It would have been better if TaCo was sent instead of you...
- TaCo, Pandora, and even Luchik approved my decision first.
- Fine. We'll manage without him. Now, Ar (or Arandor), strip this instant!
- Definitely. Someday...
- Then I'll do it myself!!!
- Get off me! Save me! Help! Noooooo...!
The poor fellow begged for help, but no one responded, and only Naira felt sorry for him and began attempts to pull the crazy Kosha – a pervert – off the sitting (though now more like half-lying) Ar.
- Can someone help me?!
- No! – everyone answered in chorus, except Liz, who ran to save the exposed Nai.
But then, unexpectedly, someone entered the building.
This distracted even Kosha, who had almost pulled the T-shirt off poor Arandor.
But who was it? This question tormented everyone, as this "unknown person" was almost completely covered by a pile of bags he held in front of himself, seeing nothing on his way. All that could be seen behind the bags was a large long blue coat that reached the floor, white gloves with snowflake images, and a simple blue hat.
- There she is! – without giving anyone a chance to say a word, Kosha tore herself away from Ar and pounced on the stranger.
- What the...? – the poor fellow didn't have time to react before he was attacked! Consequently, all the bags fell, and various cracks and clinks were heard. That's when everyone realized it was Vegtam, who had disappeared somewhere since morning.
- Gotcha! We found this girl!
- What do you mean "girl"!! Have you gone mad?! There are never any girls here! (too bad...) – Vegtam shouted at Kosha, who even felt ashamed after her action.
- True – Nai added, helping him to his feet. – Where have you been since morning?
- Well, I went to the store. I just heard the news that we were expecting two guests (the director himself warned me), so I had to run off early while everyone was sleeping. In return, I bought a huge amount of tinsel, three garlands, as well as two packs of cute balls for the tree, plus two snowflake ornaments. Also a bunch of various food for the New Year (it's just around the corner, in a couple of days). Besides, we'll be spending hours preparing all this tomorrow since we need a lot of food.
- What did you say about toys?
- Well, I thought you would be very glad... - Veg became bashful - I bought them for nothing, huh?
- You are simply gold!!!!! – Naira rejoiced.
- Well, since he's not a girl, then... grab Arandor!! - Kosha went crazy again.
- Madhouse... alright, I'm going to the kitchen to make lunch for everyone – a satisfied Vegtam took all the bags and went to the kitchen.
- Can I help? – The Witch was tired of standing around doing nothing and decided to be useful rather than go crazy along with Drakkosha.
And so, everyone peacefully resolved their problems. Wesker and Amaranth made a bunch of snowflakes. Zubr continued calculating expenses, but now for the whole year, including Vegtam's purchases. Naira and Liz happily ran to hang new garlands and tinsel in the room where they gathered to celebrate the holiday. Veg and the Witch prepared to provide everyone with food. Only Arandor had it hard, as they started stripping him again, but only this time no one helped.
- Nooooo! Don't end this part so cruelly! Please... - he continued to scream hopelessly.
I hope you like it :smile43: . Otherwise, you won't see a third part :smile53: :smile06:
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Oops, I completely forgot about the full version!
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:smile43: looks quite plausible :D
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What else can I say here, other than "Woooow!" :smile20:
I'm here! :smile36:
Looking forward to the next installment :smile02:
I'm here! :smile36:
Looking forward to the next installment :smile02:
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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Nothing believable. I don't go after Arandor like that. And in general, he shouldn't be stripped; he should be turned into sausage. And then feed the sausage to the animals.
But overall, I was pleased, especially by the part about the growth on the couch.
But overall, I was pleased, especially by the part about the growth on the couch.
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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Poor Arandor, anyway.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Arandor
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poor guy – that’s putting it mildly.
Be strong. Believe
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However, these shouts had a significant impact on Ama and Revan. If they carved out about fifteen snowflakes in 3 hours, they made three times more in this minute, working together. Although, Amka could be understood, as he was the one who put this package next to the ill-fated chair. Well, and Wesker was simply scared.
He thinks he's brutal.
-Sorry, but we don't hit guys who are as strong as a girl – Ney didn't understand whose words these were, and Revan was enjoying the situation.
Стартовый пост - МАСТЕР-ПОСТ - Список НПС - Фракции -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - Эмилия - Стэфания - Амвросий - Лестер - Альсира - Алария -
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Looking forward to the continuation.
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There is too little off-topic chatter in this thread.
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We await the outcome:
To everyone's surprise, and even to Nera's surprise, Nayton will turn out to be a boy!
Стартовый пост - МАСТЕР-ПОСТ - Список НПС - Фракции -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - Эмилия - Стэфания - Амвросий - Лестер - Альсира - Алария -
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Quickly deleted it before Nayra starts yelling!
To everyone's surprise, and even to Nayra's surprise, Nayton will turn out to be a boy!
Who betrayed me? -_-
Confess! :З
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Can we at least clean the floors in the Academy? :D
Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
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The continuation will be posted shortly.
Be strong. Believe