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#33
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Funny :) What complaints could there be about the stolen ring, or do the wealthy have their own rules?
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#34
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And why did he decide that it was his ring? There’s no rule that an artifact belongs to the one who killed its guardian.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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Hermit
There's no rule stating that an artifact belongs to the one who killed its guardian.
A pedestrian is always right ;)
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wanderer hasn't played for about 5 years, it seems, and back in the day, everyone interpreted the rules as they saw fit. If similar things happen, please let me know – send me a private message.
Играю на www.heroes-III.com
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The Dnieper is beautiful in calm weather :)
And how, isn't it cold in winter? ;)
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Всем удачи ! И Морали !
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Wlk777
And aren't you cold in winter? ;)
There are three meanings that immediately come to mind for this word, but you wouldn't understand...
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The first game of the PReDS tournament, "Goodbye Valya, Shakhtar!" (starting hero is random). Here's my red Necropolis hero selection (by the way, Straker appeared 3 times, and in the second game, Pikedram appeared 2 times). It would all be funny if it weren't so sad. And here's the randomness for you – a Necropolis hero at the start without Goshi. :)
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Человек человеку - друг!
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Erdem
The first game of the PReDS tournament "Goodbye Valya, Shakhtar!" (the starting hero is random). Here's my hand with red Necropolis (by the way, Straker appeared 3 times, and in the second game, Pikedram appeared 2 times). It would be funny if it weren't so sad. And here's the randomness for you :)
I would give a rest after each block in such a situation without any hesitation. And by the way, I would ask for it.
Всем удачи ! И Морали !
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I completely agree, +1 Valentine.


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Wlk777
I would give a rest per block in such a situation without any hesitation. And, by the way, I would ask for it.

Fortunately, I had my last rest available, and I used it in this situation. :) I was just curious, if Red Necropolis can get such an advantage, what can Blue get, and even on a random hero or without a starting hero. :eek:
Человек человеку - друг!
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bot (green, Rampart, Alagar, Kyrre) def LeBron (blue, Conflux, Pasis, Pasis) 8mm6, 117

In front of the entire online audience, the green bot on day 117 takes my capital with the fast Kyrre and buys up the Conflux growth, leaving me no chance.

Thank you for the game, esteemed AI!!!
P.S. Redwhait also participated in the game, but I think he didn't stand a chance against Kyrre either :D

"Это нам идеально подходит!" [Новосибирск, 2013]
"Красавчик! Если только не читер.." [Киев, 2014]
"Это Вам не шутки - нажрался Dust в маршрутке" [Новокузнецк, 2015]
Сам ты фиш (с) :D
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LeBron
bot (green, Rampart, Alagar, Kyrre) def LeBron (blue, Conflux, Pasis, Pasis) 8mm6, 117

In front of the entire online audience, the green bot took my capital with Kyrre on turn 117 and bought the Conflux growth, leaving me no chance.

Thank you for the game, esteemed AI!!!
P.S. Redwhait also participated in the game, but I think he wouldn't have had a chance against Kyrre either :D
I should have taken a rest turn after the encounter. :D
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LeBron
bot (green, Rampart, Alagar, Kyrre) def LeBron (blue, Conflux, Pasis, Pasis) 8mm6, 117
The bot can't reply, so I'm writing the confirmation at its request. :D
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It happened! I was playing with a random town as usual, since human noobs don't let you pick. Great start. Got Rampart, an external dwelling of dwarves in the tavern, 2 heroes, but I can only buy one, otherwise it wouldn't be interesting for people to play against me. I put elves and 1000, and then, just to blow everyone's mind — a mysterious pond! On day 4 my town gets taken, but that's fine, because this fish will probably build something there. On 115 I take the town back, defeating some gremlins there, but I don't have time to enter the town. The next day a scout hero with one fairy takes it again and builds a citadel there. But that's nothing. I attack with Alagar. The catapult worked properly and smashed everything to pieces (I didn't take Ballistics for nothing). At the end of a tense battle, 8 dwarves remain against one fairy. The dwarves chased the fairy waiting for a morale proc, while the stupid fairy tried to lure them into the moat. Anyway, we decided not to torture each other, and the opp gives the town back to me. I buy Kyrre!! Awesome! Straight to mama. I run out not far from the town hoping for a mistake. And so it happened. On 117 the enemy captures my town, leaving all his troops there. The trap worked! I take his main town!! And there are psychos built there!! I just need to buy out all the growth, hang out in the town to buy everything next week and go clear the treasure zone. Thanks for such a quick exciting game and an even fight.
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Dirty_Player
The bot can't respond, so I'm writing this confirmation at his request.

Report to Rzhunimag!

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За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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I read somewhere:

One friend bought his first computer a couple of months ago. He knew very little about computers, and still knows even less than a child from a kindergarten. Based on someone's recommendation, he bought the game Heroes of Might and Magic III. For the entire following week, he thoroughly annoyed everyone around him with his silly questions, until he finally figured out how to play it. Overjoyed, he decided to buy the Armageddon Blade expansion. Not knowing what an expansion is or how to use it, he asked the salesperson to explain. The salesperson said that the Armageddon Blade expansion is installed ON TOP OF the original version of Heroes of Might and Magic III. Then, this unfortunate computer novice went home and did the following (step by step):
1. Opened the CD-ROM drive.
2. Put the Heroes III disc into it.
3. Placed the Armageddon Blade disc on top.
4. He then attempted (after performing the above operations) to close the CD-ROM drive.
5. The CD-ROM offered fierce resistance.
6. He then applied pressure to the disobedient CD-ROM with both hands, transferring his entire body weight (80 kg) onto them.
7. The CD-ROM crunched and went inside the system unit (forever!!!)
"Пришел, увидел, победил" - Юлий Цезарь.
"Пришел, скастовал, убежал" - Hit'n'Run.


- Почему женщины любят кентавров?
- И мужик в доме, и скотина в хозяйстве.


Штирлиц шел по коридору. Вдруг одна из дверей открылась, оттуда выскочил Борман, дал Штирлицу сильного пендаля и заскочил обратно. «Гарпия» - догадался Штирлиц.