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I read somewhere:
One friend bought his first computer a couple of months ago. He knew very little about computers, and still knows even less than a child from a kindergarten. Based on someone's recommendation, he bought the game Heroes of Might and Magic III. For the entire following week, he thoroughly annoyed everyone around him with his silly questions, until he finally figured out how to play it. Overjoyed, he decided to buy the Armageddon Blade expansion. Not knowing what an expansion is or how to use it, he asked the salesperson to explain. The salesperson said that the Armageddon Blade expansion is installed ON TOP OF the original version of Heroes of Might and Magic III. Then, this unfortunate computer novice went home and did the following (step by step):
1. Opened the CD-ROM drive.
2. Put the Heroes III disc into it.
3. Placed the Armageddon Blade disc on top.
4. He then attempted (after performing the above operations) to close the CD-ROM drive.
5. The CD-ROM offered fierce resistance.
6. He then applied pressure to the disobedient CD-ROM with both hands, transferring his entire body weight (80 kg) onto them.
7. The CD-ROM crunched and went inside the system unit (forever!!!)
One friend bought his first computer a couple of months ago. He knew very little about computers, and still knows even less than a child from a kindergarten. Based on someone's recommendation, he bought the game Heroes of Might and Magic III. For the entire following week, he thoroughly annoyed everyone around him with his silly questions, until he finally figured out how to play it. Overjoyed, he decided to buy the Armageddon Blade expansion. Not knowing what an expansion is or how to use it, he asked the salesperson to explain. The salesperson said that the Armageddon Blade expansion is installed ON TOP OF the original version of Heroes of Might and Magic III. Then, this unfortunate computer novice went home and did the following (step by step):
1. Opened the CD-ROM drive.
2. Put the Heroes III disc into it.
3. Placed the Armageddon Blade disc on top.
4. He then attempted (after performing the above operations) to close the CD-ROM drive.
5. The CD-ROM offered fierce resistance.
6. He then applied pressure to the disobedient CD-ROM with both hands, transferring his entire body weight (80 kg) onto them.
7. The CD-ROM crunched and went inside the system unit (forever!!!)
"Пришел, увидел, победил" - Юлий Цезарь.
"Пришел, скастовал, убежал" - Hit'n'Run.
- Почему женщины любят кентавров?
- И мужик в доме, и скотина в хозяйстве.
Штирлиц шел по коридору. Вдруг одна из дверей открылась, оттуда выскочил Борман, дал Штирлицу сильного пендаля и заскочил обратно. «Гарпия» - догадался Штирлиц.
"Пришел, скастовал, убежал" - Hit'n'Run.
- Почему женщины любят кентавров?
- И мужик в доме, и скотина в хозяйстве.
Штирлиц шел по коридору. Вдруг одна из дверей открылась, оттуда выскочил Борман, дал Штирлицу сильного пендаля и заскочил обратно. «Гарпия» - догадался Штирлиц.