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And here's another animal – the Disgruntled Userodont. Disgruntled with life, it wanders through forests and fields, and as soon as it spots a flock of grazing and chirping Floodosauruses in a clearing, it immediately tries to punish them. And it punishes them in a very simple, although unexpected way: it sits on them with its massive… uh, figure. The flock is gone, individual survivors scatter in different directions, and it becomes (though not for very long) less disgruntled and sheds crocodile tears.

Of course, it's not modest to quote myself, but recent events just inspired me...

Tell me about the furry, flying, horned nose-snouts, the bearded, web-footed, fin-winged creatures, and the bumpy cheek-lobes.

Tell me about the furry, flying, horned, long-nosed creatures, the bearded, wide-mouthed, web-footed, swimming, winged beings, and the bumpy, cheeked, and forehead-bearing ones.

When the Creator began to create the world and decided to populate it with different animals, he was young, full of enthusiasm, and possessed an extraordinary sense of humor. Therefore, he created three groups of animals (see above) and gave them different numbers of features. The first group received fur, wings, horns, noses, and ears; the second received beards, mouths, paws, swimsuits, and wings; and the third received bumps, cheeks, and foreheads. After laughing, he realized that the experiment was a failure and destroyed his creations without mercy.

And what were these creations doing while the creator was laughing?

They tried to prove their right to exist. But they failed...

They were lying on the floor because they couldn't move properly with that structure.

Describe them in the same way you and Koshey described those "in-your-face-flooders" and others.

Here's an interesting scenario. You come up with them on the spot – you should also describe them! I can only say that out of the three, I like the Hairy Flying Horned Snout the most. Beards and bumps somehow bother me. Here's what I managed to find in Brehm's large animal encyclopedia: "...The Hairy Flying Horned Snout (hereinafter referred to as the Hairy Snout) is the ancestor of the Bald Snout. The shaggy fur was needed by it during the Ice Age. The huge, spreading horns that adorned the heads of male Snouts were too heavy during flight, and the animals flew upside down. They were called Snouts not because their ears were located on their noses, but because they made characteristic hooting sounds with their noses. They became extinct in the Pleistocene epoch because they lost their brains in the process of evolution, as they were no longer needed. Later, they realized their mistake, but it was too late."

Thank you.
Now, I need Kosha to write about the rest.

There's another kind of bee – the flood-collecting bee. They fly from topic to topic, collecting other people's flood, and leave a lot of their own. Then they fly back to the hive, where they lay full honeycombs of thick and sticky flood. From it, they then raise their young. As soon as they develop wings, the young also fly off to collect new portions of flood. Life in the bee family is built on a strict lack of any order or hierarchy: everyone does what they like. When they meet, they sniff each other and determine by the smell where each one has been "pollinating": "Ah, you've been in socks! And I've been in the Bible for a couple of words..."
Scientists have not yet decided whether to classify flood-collecting bees as beneficial insects or parasites.

Killer bees, or rather, parasites – that’s what we’ll turn into.
It will devour everyone with its flood of messages.
P.S. Wow, I made three typos in one word.

Here are my types of creatures, the "Eyeball" and the "Chewer," which usually live in a community:
The "Eyeball" is a small creature, about the size of an adult human's fist, resembling a bulging eye. It moves on 8 small legs and has two arms that it waves vigorously when it sees someone. It moves erratically, jumps around, and calls for the "Chewers." It has a green coloration, which helps it hide well, and often assists the "Chewers" in hunting. It is curious, and it explodes when experiencing strong emotional distress.
The "Chewer" is a very small creature, about the size of a human foot. Upon closer inspection, it resembles a human hand raised upwards. It moves on its fingers, and its mouth, with many small but very sharp teeth, is located on its belly. It usually hunts in packs. The packs consist of 1.5 to 2 million creatures. Its coloration is gray. During the hunt, it waits for a signal from the "Eyeball," after which it attacks the prey and devours it completely. From the stress received when witnessing the "Eyeball" being eaten, they often explode.

a creature that resembles a bulging eye, and it also has horns.

“A creature with horns” made me laugh quite a bit. But it was written with heart.