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Oh, so you're a historian.
image Nothing is more boring than a crowd; it is individuals who make history. And you, without a doubt, are an individual with a slight touch of grandiosity, but who would dare say you don't have reason for it? It's true that sometimes you feel like you were born a little too late. As if the exquisite aroma of past events, the thunder of bygone battles, and the intrigues of politicians and kings are swirling around you. And only fools could mistake this refined scent for the smell of mothballs. Because you know for sure: peoples who have forgotten their history have no future.
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Be strong. Believe
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Oh, so you're a biologist.
image Everything that grows and breathes are your best friends. Cacti bloom for you, cats cuddle up to you. You are part of this world, you are crazy about it, and it reciprocates. In the summer evenings, you like to sit somewhere outside the city, listening to the grass grow, the crickets chirp, and the birdsong gradually fade away. And in that moment, the world revolves around you.
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OH SHI--
10. Death Star. Star Wars forever!
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Oh, so you're a mathematician.
image You're one of those who checks harmony with algebra and finds flaws in harmony during the check. Your logic is so impeccable that it sometimes borders on madness. You treat people with caution, but with a computer, you don't even address it as "you," but rather as "you, you bastard." You are sometimes accused of being detached from reality and living in a world of your own. But maybe this whole world is just a game of your brilliant mind.
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Cool, I always thought of myself as a humanist...
Ибу ибуди - хуйдао муди - Шаг за шагом можно достигнуть цели (китайская мудрость)

Кто к нам с пером придёт, тот от пера и погибнет!:smile51:
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Oh, so you're a mathematician.
image You're the type who checks harmony with algebra and finds flaws in harmony during the check. Your logic is so impeccable that it sometimes borders on madness. You treat people with caution, but you don't even address the computer as "you," but rather as "you, you bastard." You are sometimes accused of being out of touch with reality and living in a world of your own. But maybe this whole world is just a game of your brilliant mind.
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In reality, of course, *ABSOLUTELY NOT!!1* Although, to some extent, the part about harmony, the cautious attitude towards people, and being out of touch with reality is true. :)
P.S. If I were to be a scientist, I would become a historian, political scientist, etc
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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Oh, you are truly unique.
imageIncredible! I'm struggling to determine who you really are. So many talents and diverse knowledge in one person! I always thought that the era of universal geniuses, like Leonardo da Vinci, was over, but you, by your very existence, disprove this statement. However, there is another possibility… Allow me to be curious, are you, by any chance, Google?
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I haven't used a search engine, so this is even more flattering!
Если кто-то тебе противоречит, подумай: может, он не прав? (с)

Говорят, что рыжие не плачут,
Говорят, душа у них - огонь.
Если влюблены, то любят значит,
Если ненавидят - их не тронь!

"Не заблуждайтесь. Рыжие - это зло! Знаете кто был рыжим? Иуда... Что сделал Иуда? Иисуса предал - вот что! Я говорю вслух то, о чем другие только думают. Рыжие опасны. И однажды ночью, когда вы будете спать в своих кроватках, рыжие придут за вами... Они придут за вами!!!"
(с) Эрик Картман
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A scene from my favorite movie, "A Beautiful Mind." :)

P.S. Okay, I'll go listen to the grass grow and the crickets chirp. :o
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Oh, so you're a chemist.
image You're constantly testing your limits. And, at the same time, the world around you. After all, life is one big experiment, and you're a born experimenter. In the kitchen, you can work wonders, if you deign to engage in such a mundane activity as cooking. You're a hardened cynic and an uninhibited romantic at the same time. And who knows how you manage to combine these qualities.
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or did anyone doubt it?
Ваши интересы и учеба\работа


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Oh, so you're a psychologist.
image You can see people through and through and know exactly where their buttons are. Manipulation is your forte, although you are too generous to abuse it. You often have to sort out the problems of your acquaintances and be their shoulder to cry on. Yes, you are usually friendly and calm, but who knows what it costs you!
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It's lying shamelessly; I don't understand people at all
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Oh, so you're a physicist.
image You are meticulous and prefer to get to the very essence of things. Before buying complex equipment, you will definitely spend a lot of time comparing all possible models until you learn everything about them. Sometimes you ironically laugh at the seriousness of this world, but few understand as well as you how fragile and complex this world really is.
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Unexpected. But also appealing.
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Oh, so you're a philologist.
image You are a master of puns and a generator of memes. Depending on your mood, you can be the life of the party, or you can be sarcastic and more venomous than the most venomous snake. With your talents, you should go into politics or write books. The only problem is that you're lazy. However, you don't consider this a problem, and your very laziness is your freedom and your defiance of this pragmatic world.
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O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Oh, so you're a philologist.
image You are a master of puns and a generator of memes. Depending on your mood, you can be the life of the party, or you can be sarcastic and more venomous than the most venomous snake. With your talents, you should go into politics or write books. The only problem is that you're lazy. However, you don't consider this a problem, and your very laziness is your freedom and your defiance of this pragmatic world.
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I went to study something else... O_o

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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Oh, so you're a biologist.
image Everything that grows and breathes are your best friends. Your cacti bloom, cats cuddle up to you. You are part of this world, you are crazy about it, and it reciprocates. On summer evenings, you like to sit somewhere outside the city, listening to the grass grow, the crickets chirp, and the birdsong gradually fade. And in that moment, the world revolves around you.
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And all you did was answer questions about genotypes and phenotypes...
А, вот почему.

??+⛓️♿=?
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Oh, so you're a chemist.
image You're constantly testing your limits, and the world around you. After all, life is one big experiment, and you're a born experimenter. In the kitchen, you can work wonders, if you deign to engage in such a mundane activity. You're a hardened cynic and an uninhibited romantic at the same time. And who knows how you manage to combine these qualities.
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Природа так обо всем позаботилась, что повсюду ты находишь чему поучиться.

Леонардо Да Винчи



Клан "Vampires":smile24:


...Я тебе отвечу, как себе,
Что назад дорога нам закрыта.
В красной крови, будто бы в вине,
Сердце наше грешное разбито....
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Oh, so you're a chemist.
image You're constantly testing your limits, and the world around you. After all, life is one big experiment, and you're a born experimenter. In the kitchen, you can work wonders, if you deign to engage in such a mundane activity. You're a hardened cynic and an uninhibited romantic at the same time. And who knows how you manage to combine these qualities.
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ХОЧЕШЬ ОБРЕСТИ ВЕЧНОСТЬ ?? ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В Клан "Вампиры"-"Vampires":

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