Helpful tips. — Everything about everything.

Happy Life

9/27/2009 10:00 AM UTC

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I suggest posting various useful tips here, one per post, related to any area. I think this could help someone.
I'll start, perhaps.

If the car door lock freezes in winter, fill an aluminum mug with hot water and pour it onto the keyhole. This should help.

Siverfale

9/27/2009 11:39 AM UTC

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I wanted to write about why palms can become hairy, but I changed my mind.

Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?

Elcidere

9/27/2009 12:24 PM UTC

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If you are feeling unwell, or you can’t fall asleep because various thoughts are bothering you, try imagining an emerald green football field (or perhaps a magical grove from the third game) and immediately react by returning to the previous image whenever gray entities try to pull you back into delirium and chaos.

Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...

Happy Life

9/27/2009 12:51 PM UTC

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If you are a fisherman, you can make a feeder for groundbait from a plastic jar by making holes for the bait to wash out using a heated metal rod. Skillful groundbait will ensure a successful catch.

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Wistrit

9/28/2009 6:23 PM UTC

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If you're an MMO enthusiast, remember: the best time to gather valuable resources is at night, when other, less fortunate enthusiasts are asleep! This also applies to valuable mobs for farming! A well-chosen time for farming will ensure you a very good income!

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made

Imaris

9/28/2009 6:28 PM UTC

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If you want to die, destroy your computer; you won't last long without it anyway.

Happy Life

9/29/2009 9:41 AM UTC

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If, driven by curiosity, you put a light bulb in your mouth to see if it will come out, and you can't remove it, you should immediately call a doctor or try to relax your jaw muscles as much as possible. Sometimes, a relaxing massage of this muscle area can help in such cases.

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Майор Вихрь

9/29/2009 10:07 AM UTC

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Also, you should not try to crush it with your jaws, especially if it is plugged into the mains.

O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal

Amko

9/29/2009 10:51 AM UTC

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If you sneak up to the computer from behind at midnight and touch something on the keyboard with your fingers, the mouse will start to transform into a strange monster and bite off your arm up to the elbow...

Правила форума
FAQ по Heroes VI
Форумная мафия

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Wistrit

10/1/2009 2:17 PM UTC

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If you are a hired assassin, then you absolutely need a cloak with wide, spacious pockets! Convenience is obvious; at the right moment, you can easily take out a weapon from such pockets, and it is practically invisible from the outside! Also, in winter, these pockets will save you from the cold while you are working!

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made

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Wistrit

10/1/2009 2:19 PM UTC

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If you are a forum moderator using vBulletin or a similar platform, feel free to duplicate posts, engage in multiposting, and generally commit minor acts of mischief. It will benefit you, help you relax, boost your self-esteem, and simply make things more convenient!

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made

Happy Life

10/1/2009 3:49 PM UTC

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Don't panic if, early in winter, while walking on the barely frozen lake, you fall through the ice. You should find some sturdy and sharp object – a knife, keys, a shard from a broken beer bottle, a piece of rebar – and, at the maximum possible distance, plunge it into the ice, pulling yourself up with both hands. Once you're out, crawl away from the dangerous spot and quickly get to a safe place.