Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

but if there are bones and skulls, we'll know who's to blame, haha.

P.S. no cute necromancers! This is cyberpunk, so let's stick to a futuristic theme (it can be dark) and so on, haha.

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The 5th season of Lost has started! I watched it and got hooked again.
New mysteries, secrets, and I really want to find out everything, haha.

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Will anyone participate in the mapmaking contest for Heroes of Might and Magic III?

A few bottles of beer, fresh air. And then a nice, warm shower. My eyelids are getting heavy... I'll be going to sleep soon. My loli-neko is already tugging at my sleeve; I'll turn off the computer now and start tickling her belly, and she'll laugh and resist, she'll poke my leg with her knee, then I'll fall to the floor, pretending to have lost consciousness, and she'll run around and jokingly lament, then she'll playfully do CPR, and of course, I'll wake up, and we'll laugh together about this scene...
Then she'll make a serious face and hug me, pressing her small but firm and warm chest against me. I'll kiss her on the neck, just below her pointy ear, then I'll pick her up and put her in bed, covering her with a large, warm blanket. While she's falling asleep, I'll quickly take a shower with shampoo and soap, and brush my teeth. Then I'll finish the sweet tea I was drinking while sitting at the computer.
She'll be lying on her side, facing the wall. I'll lie down on my side too, behind her, pressing my whole body against her and putting one arm over her, so I can hold her hand all night, soft as a paw. I'll have wonderful dreams.

Rev, why are you posting such an old copypasta here? First, only Ar probably hasn't seen it, and second... I think the fact that everyone knows it is enough. And yes, why did you have to spoil it by mentioning that blasphemous drink called "beer"?

Everyone knows her.

Everyone? That's highly debatable. I'm even sure that more than half of the Haven's readers don't know her.

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And yes, why did you profane her by mentioning that blasphemous drink called "beer"?

Because, my dear friend, before the pasta started, I described what happened to me in the last few hours.

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I don't like beer. It's an unpleasant-tasting drink that causes terrible hunger and sleepiness. But, sometimes, I drink it.

We, as always, are "lucky"... Now we need to go with the whole family to a birthday party, and carry a huge chair, and it's pouring rain outside :smile04:
P.S.: But afterwards, we'll have a delicious meal, and I'll finally have a little beer (after so much abstinence... :))

and I'll finally have a little beer (after so much abstinence... :))

Ah... Well, okay, Russia isn't that pitiful anyway.

I don't like beer. It has an unpleasant taste and induces a terrible feeling of hunger and sleepiness. But, sometimes, I drink this liquid.

Why are you going to such lengths?

yes, I didn't know about it because I don't hang out on forums and the like.)
it's obvious.

The main thing is not knowledge versus ignorance, but the ability to distinguish obvious filler text from regular text.

well, I don't know, if Revan had put in the effort, he could have come up with something similar himself) IMHO.

It's like some kind of erotic fantasy, but instead of beer, it should be wine:smile04: Well, I don't really like either the Necropolis faction (all their faces look the same) or the erotic content.

Ah, how wonderful it is to sleep when you go to bed at 11 and wake up at 10... that's what I've been missing for 6 long days ^___^

I woke up at 12, even though I went to bed at 1.

Yeah, forget it, I already checked – it’s not that interesting =P

Liz, do you have the full image of your avatar? Not this one, but the one with the redhead? Is there a girl next to him? And who else is there?))

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P.S. Look, Liz's avatar has glass inscribed with some kind of Indian people! He's a killer! We can include Buddha, the third eye, etc. here. X)

Ah, how wonderful it is to sleep when you go to bed at 11 and wake up at 10... that's what I've been missing for 6 long days ^___^

And I woke up at 12, even though I went to bed at 1 :(

Twelve minus five, how much? Seven? It seems like I woke up late, but I didn't sleep much.

P.S. Look, Lisa's avatar has some kind of Indian writing on the glass! He's a killer! We can put Buddha, the third eye, etc. here. X)

Execute WhiteLizard.

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And as always, we're "lucky"... Now we have to go with the whole family to a birthday party, and carry a huge chair, and it's raining heavily outside :smile04: (
P.S.: But then we'll eat something delicious, and I'll finally have a little beer (after so much abstinence... :))

I first thought it was Ar who wrote this.

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Don't drink, it's disgusting.