Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Everyone knows her.

Everyone? That's highly debatable. I'm even sure that more than half of the Haven's readers don't know her.

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And yes, why did you profane her by mentioning that blasphemous drink called "beer"?

Because, my dear friend, before the pasta started, I described what happened to me in the last few hours.

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I don't like beer. It's an unpleasant-tasting drink that causes terrible hunger and sleepiness. But, sometimes, I drink it.