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What would you do if you were a god?

The whole world depends on you.

I would create my own new world. With blackjack and hookers.

I would create my own new world. With blackjack and hookers.

Wow, you haven't forgotten about me, thanks^^... So, who is Black Jack? :smile04: (but Doom is a good guy)) :D
And I don't want to be a God[br][/br]It's just too complicated...)) Although, a world with a bunch of handsome guys and everything for me...^^ Oh, that's the life :D
But seriously, I would create a world surrounded by magic, orcs, dragons, dwarves, and other stuff :D

Wow, a talking, prophetic car!!!1

Actually, who is Blake Jack? (but Doom is a good guy))

Well, he's just a pizza delivery guy from one TV show... I think it was called "borscht Jack on Hot Buns Street"... I don't remember exactly, a friend told me about it. Wait. No, it was a girl. Or a friend? Doesn't matter! :smile42: *adjusts scarf* So, there's this guy, and he dresses like a pizza delivery guy - a checkered shirt and pants... but his apron wasn't stained!11 :smile21::smile07: It's a long story)

I would leave this world and interfere in the affairs of mortals (minor matters, ordinary ones) at my own discretion. In general, no one would even notice me. Although, I would try to help the believers (those who don't have severe FGM) more often.

I would try to help more often, especially those who are devout (those who don't engage in excessive grinding).

You wouldn't be able to help everyone, after all...

You wouldn't be able to help everyone, would you?

That's why I say - "I tried" ;) And I'm not talking about providing total help with everything, but about those cases when things are really bad.

Well, I still think it would be very difficult; it's like in the movie "Bruce Almighty," for example.

No, if I were a god, I wouldn't live among ordinary people – I wouldn't have time for anything else. I would have to constantly be busy with divine matters, and I would have to forget about myself.

Yeah, being a god isn't easy, that's for sure. But Greek mythology is actually quite interesting – there were many gods, they lived in their own high-mountain home on Olympus, they sent their sons to Earth, and then they watched... it must be interesting to lie on a cloud and look down at the people from above. Although, maybe it would get boring after a while.

Jack Black (not Blake) is an actor and musician. He starred in King Kong (not in a leading role), and he is also one of the members of the band Tenacious D. But usually, when blackjack and prostitutes are mentioned together, they are not referring to him. I don't remember exactly, but blackjack is somehow related to gambling (there seems to be an article about it on Wikipedia). So, it turns out that the fourth faction is blackjack and prostitutes!

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By the way, what do you think, can an all-powerful god create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it, no matter what?

(there seems to be an article on the wiki)

I also read it, but on a forum... (oh, well, never mind! :smile43:) The expression actually comes from Futurama, or rather from Bender. By the way, Nayra was probably right that Black Jack is a good guy.

And why would a god create heavy stones, just to throw at others?) But if we judge by the metaphor, I think such stones can exist, and even be necessary.

Siv would help me, judging by his post X)

a stone that even people wouldn't be able to lift?... then it needs to be thrown at something very important).

By the way, what do you think, can an all-powerful god create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it, no matter what?

Do you think such questions are of primary importance to believers? ;)

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Siv would help me, judging by his post.

Archeg, don't be offended, but if you didn't do anything, I would send you to Hell. Because that's not right.

Do you believe in Hell?
P.S. I'm not a fanatic, but I can do a lot of things.