Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I don't know, I don't eat crabs.
P.S. haven't eaten them.

I haven't eaten either. It seems the little one is eating.

Little one eats everything! Cruel dwarf guy x(
Wow, what a thing xD

P.S. Holy moly, Revan! What is this crap in my database?))) It's nice, of course, but I didn't think it was possible to do something like that x)

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By the way, it's raining here (light to moderate) and the temperature is +13...
AWESOME!
But where was this weather when I was studying and riding in buses at +30?! x(

That's shampoo. But beer is the real deal!

Ukrainian folk wisdom says: drink beer with crayfish!

There's beer there, I guarantee it, try it yourself. Wow, I liked the drum and bass, someone kill me %) Is it fantasy-themed?

Hmm, not enough details.
P.S. and not very fantasy-like :P

Hmm, okay.

I like it. Taken from here. And this pair is for Dragon.

watch the movie and guess!)
P.S. here's a more detailed avatar)

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or this one)

Wow, these dragons are awesome! I'll add them to my collection.

Hey, where is the avatar description?

What? What description?)
Look how many details! And the hat with all sorts of things, the clothes, the harp, and I won't even mention the fabric.

Ar, you even had a description of this avatar in your profile on the RPG zone :) Remember?

aaaaa, well, that's old stuff)) it's not needed here.

Will they laugh at me?:)