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treacherous shawarma vendors were waiting! They shouted "buy-buy-buy" and shoved shawarma into their mouths, but the guy, in desperation, decided...

...he drew his sword and chopped his enemies to pieces, but alas! At that moment, the vile leader of the merchants stole the girl with the pastries...

But he didn't realize that the guy really loved pastries... And then, with a cry of "For the confectionery, for Napoleon!", he pulled out a huge...

...hairy... :smile21:

.....stone

....:eek:
... the stone suddenly started talking, and it said:

-I'm cold, put me back.

then he laughed hysterically and asked for something to eat. - Put me in a warm bag and give it to the sorceress with the pink hat who lives nearby, and I'll tell you about the treasures.

but then the grass released him, and the guy found himself back in his room...

...it was quiet and peaceful here, only someone on the street was shouting "give back my liver, heretics!", but when he turned around, the guy suddenly saw huge red eyes in the darkness, and in fright he...

...he took a can of beer from the refrigerator and suddenly realized he had forgotten something.
...but then he remembered, a shiver ran down his spine, he remembered...

...that he didn't turn off the gas! And just as he remembered that, SUDDENLY, a nuclear explosion occurred!!1
I want a continuation of the story about the stone.

and then the hairy rock woke up:
-whew, it was just a dream...

uh-huh, a story about a stone.

... it's time for me to go to work in the office.
Then he drank coffee and went out into the street of the mushroom kingdom...

He decided to walk to work because he lived close to his workplace. On his way, he met a bearded crab, a bald parrot, an emotional lemur, an extravagant jerboa, a crazy lizard, some rude worms, and other residents of this wonderful city.

Added 5 minutes later
P.S. I might borrow this idea for my story about Krabe and Lizarde :O