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Tomorrow holds no promises Except the ones we've made
WhiteLizard
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*Pulls his head out of a barrel of nectar* Huh? Vistri, were you asking something?
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Arandor
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Lizard, be careful, what if he gets offended and decides to drown you in syrup?! :O (although lizards can breathe underwater, but I don't know about syrup)
Will you share?
Be strong. Believe
Amko
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I don't think so, but he might.
What are your thoughts on Might and Magic IX? On the one hand, it's kind of a failure, but on the other hand, there's something to it...
Haven't played it. But I think it's cool.
What is a "fail"?
Tomorrow holds no promises Except the ones we've made
WhiteLizard
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There's a typo in the word "AnnaSofia"). In general, all words in the Russian language are typos of this word, haha.
I've been thinking about whether I should put this joke in the school newspaper's English section:
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering, you must answer this simple question." "Which is...?", they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still a virgin even after I got married." "Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married." "Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl. "Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."
Well, everyone is already used to the fact that I like to joke around, so maybe it will work?))
