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#1021
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...a crash, and then a battle cry. Then, of course, she bit me.

Should I go to sleep now?
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
#1023
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And the terrifying laughter is interrupted by a piercing cough: it's not nice to laugh while eating!

I'm playing on my phone...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#1024
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...because my Xbox broke :)

I cunningly shift my gaze...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1025
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but when you saw me, you changed it to an "in love" look, haha! (although this isn't a disappointment, but rather the opposite!)

Krabe is playing with the cat...

Be strong. Believe
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#1026
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...but the crab stopped loving the lizard...

I'm taking a shower...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1027
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And then the servant ran out of H2SO4 in the basin, so I had to rub it with mercury (can't drink it, though...).
I'm attaching the azure tail...
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#1029
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Morning, morning, morning! Time to go to work... to work... to work...

I think I'll just call in sick...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1030
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...that's how you can die, be careful, friend!

I'm looking out the window...

P.S. Or maybe we should rename it to AzureLizard? ;) It gave me an idea!
P.P.S. Can I at least get some recognition here? In a topic that I actually like...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1031
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...and suddenly, a chair smashes into your face!

I open the door...

P.S. No need for Azure (blue)! You're a White Lizard, haha!

Be strong. Believe
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#1032
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And there, your friend is – the military enlistment office.

I breathe fire...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#1033
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To the phoenix...
I scratch at the rock with my claws and howl at the moon...
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#1034
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...you have to do everything the opposite way! Otherwise, Ushur-raksha won't appear, and only an angry, dissatisfied crab will come and pinch you.

I'm just sitting at home...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.