Posts from Flooders Tournament for HoMM III Online Auto-translated

I was going to, but then I got banned :P Vis, how can you get/give/transfer/place Tal Rash? :smile04: :D

:smile09:
Lizard, I see you!
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and Ex and I started playing :P
but I don't know when we'll continue and finish it.

and Lizard and I are done.

OKAY!!! We played against Cash, and it turned out like this:)

White Lizard (the color of AnnaSophia's eyes, the castle in Terabithia, Valeska!) some kind of misunderstanding
with the cunning and evil Cash (blue with pink stripes, OFlesh, beautiful legs), 2SM4d(2), 121

It was a great battle with the Dark Lord, and the brave Terabithians fought for their princess ASR under my banner! So, here’s how it started:

111 - Monday morning, I have a day off as always, lying in bed, I can't even be bothered to put on my crown... And then an ambassador bursts in!
*I throw a slipper at him* - How dare you disturb me, you miserable nobody?!7
- My lord... *with horror in his eyes* something terrible has happened!..
- *I jump out of bed* What?!!!! Is our kingdom in danger?!
- No, everything seems to be okay :rolleyes:
- Then what happened?
- We scratched up the Might and Magic disc...
- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
- We are so sorry...
- You monsters...( Call Vistrite, let him eat you...
- But Vistrite flew away to a tea factory in China....
- That will take years until he drinks everything... I told him not to hang out with those mustachioed Chinese people. Okay! What do we have planned for today? *we approach the map of Terabithia*
- Everything is calm on the borders, Lizard.
- Hmm, but what about the evil crab from the edge of the world, isn’t he bothering us anymore?
- Nope, he got tangled in his beard)
- Well, what's the point of living??7 Maybe we should devour someone? And let's start with... *looks cunningly at the ambassador*
- I'm not tasty:o But I can suggest someone)
- M-m... who?
- *whispers in his ear*
- What?!!! And he doesn't even know who ASR is???!!!!
- Oh my!
- Gather troops right now, bring only the essentials - popcorn and cola! We will move very quickly!

(I don't have time to finish(( )

112-113 We stage a couple of routs
114 would be something, boring Thursday, took only 8 drowned men... but! here I see Cash, he ate some sucker)
115-117 Ran up close to his stronghold of evil... or rather, to the castle) In my army there are 34 archers, 32 tomatoes, 9 potatoes, and also 2 carrots (unrefined but still carrots!!!)

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damn it, sometimes you just get such things...((( they came and turned off the computer, barely managed to send this(

anyway, on turn 121 we agreed to a draw because ASR told me that she does not approve of war :) and reconciled us. That’s it

fidget
okay, then let's play together now)

I definitely won't have time today; I need to write an essay, and then go to sleep... maybe I can somehow combine the two. GOOD NIGHT!

What? What kind of draw is that? He should have been killed! Killed! Kill them all!)))
P.S. If a crab got tangled in a beard, it would just untangle it.

Bravo! (gikh)
Well, that's pretty much how it was. I didn't see the details of Monday; I was opening beers while a conspiracy was brewing against me, but otherwise...
111-114 Raids on crypts, looting caravans, it's boring... We're waiting for Lizard to finish searching the swamps...
115 Here he is! He mercilessly killed the noob with Snow White! Luckily, the dwarves died earlier, so they didn't fall into the enemy's hands.
Long-legged, beautiful Kiryusha is honorably making her way to the Stronghold, destroying the crypts that were not completely looted along the way, and giving a good beating to the careless noobs who missed the appearance of the enemy...
116 We're chilling in the newly built Castle, which was built with the money we looted.
117 Just as the reds crawled up, plus 2 carrots were delivered, now their army is full! Kiryusha ran out of the Castle, had some fun with the mummies (it was boring!), and now she's going home; we're sitting and waiting.
The opponent, seeing the Castle, wanted to surrender immediately, but I talked him into a draw.
121 We checked the consequences of the attack - they would have been dire for both sides. The towers slaughtered all the archers, the wood elves beat up the little guys with sticks, and the weak knights perished while crossing the thorny bushes near the Castle. That's how it was...
Screenshots:
1) Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, a death photo
2) The consequences of the battle that didn't happen, as they would have been

04/20/09.

Is this like the next stage?
Or should we wait until players get used to/finish playing games 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7?

let's wait a bit... although I don't really care, I'm definitely leaving anyway.

I’ll play again sometime ;)

we only have two games left in our group, as Siv said he won't continue... but who knows, maybe he'll change his mind. If not, maybe we should look for a new participant or finish the game with three players, I don't know.

Here's a suggestion. Finish playing by Saturday, and start the second stage on Saturday. Anyone who doesn't make it will be out. :smile10:

Okay, hmm, Friday is a day off! ;) I'll try... besides, I think I lost anyway :-[