WhiteLizard
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OKAY!!! We played against Cash, and it turned out like this:)
White Lizard (the color of AnnaSophia's eyes, the castle in Terabithia, Valeska!) some kind of misunderstanding
with the cunning and evil Cash (blue with pink stripes, OFlesh, beautiful legs), 2SM4d(2), 121
It was a great battle with the Dark Lord, and the brave Terabithians fought for their princess ASR under my banner! So, here’s how it started:
111 - Monday morning, I have a day off as always, lying in bed, I can't even be bothered to put on my crown... And then an ambassador bursts in!
*I throw a slipper at him* - How dare you disturb me, you miserable nobody?!7
- My lord... *with horror in his eyes* something terrible has happened!..
- *I jump out of bed* What?!!!! Is our kingdom in danger?!
- No, everything seems to be okay :rolleyes:
- Then what happened?
- We scratched up the Might and Magic disc...
- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
- We are so sorry...
- You monsters...( Call Vistrite, let him eat you...
- But Vistrite flew away to a tea factory in China....
- That will take years until he drinks everything... I told him not to hang out with those mustachioed Chinese people. Okay! What do we have planned for today? *we approach the map of Terabithia*
- Everything is calm on the borders, Lizard.
- Hmm, but what about the evil crab from the edge of the world, isn’t he bothering us anymore?
- Nope, he got tangled in his beard)
- Well, what's the point of living??7 Maybe we should devour someone? And let's start with... *looks cunningly at the ambassador*
- I'm not tasty:o But I can suggest someone)
- M-m... who?
- *whispers in his ear*
- What?!!! And he doesn't even know who ASR is???!!!!
- Oh my!
- Gather troops right now, bring only the essentials - popcorn and cola! We will move very quickly!
(I don't have time to finish(( )
112-113 We stage a couple of routs
114 would be something, boring Thursday, took only 8 drowned men... but! here I see Cash, he ate some sucker)
115-117 Ran up close to his stronghold of evil... or rather, to the castle) In my army there are 34 archers, 32 tomatoes, 9 potatoes, and also 2 carrots (unrefined but still carrots!!!)
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Added 7 minutes ago
damn it, sometimes you just get such things...((( they came and turned off the computer, barely managed to send this(
anyway, on turn 121 we agreed to a draw because ASR told me that she does not approve of war :) and reconciled us. That’s it
White Lizard (the color of AnnaSophia's eyes, the castle in Terabithia, Valeska!) some kind of misunderstanding
with the cunning and evil Cash (blue with pink stripes, OFlesh, beautiful legs), 2SM4d(2), 121
It was a great battle with the Dark Lord, and the brave Terabithians fought for their princess ASR under my banner! So, here’s how it started:
111 - Monday morning, I have a day off as always, lying in bed, I can't even be bothered to put on my crown... And then an ambassador bursts in!
*I throw a slipper at him* - How dare you disturb me, you miserable nobody?!7
- My lord... *with horror in his eyes* something terrible has happened!..
- *I jump out of bed* What?!!!! Is our kingdom in danger?!
- No, everything seems to be okay :rolleyes:
- Then what happened?
- We scratched up the Might and Magic disc...
- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
- We are so sorry...
- You monsters...( Call Vistrite, let him eat you...
- But Vistrite flew away to a tea factory in China....
- That will take years until he drinks everything... I told him not to hang out with those mustachioed Chinese people. Okay! What do we have planned for today? *we approach the map of Terabithia*
- Everything is calm on the borders, Lizard.
- Hmm, but what about the evil crab from the edge of the world, isn’t he bothering us anymore?
- Nope, he got tangled in his beard)
- Well, what's the point of living??7 Maybe we should devour someone? And let's start with... *looks cunningly at the ambassador*
- I'm not tasty:o But I can suggest someone)
- M-m... who?
- *whispers in his ear*
- What?!!! And he doesn't even know who ASR is???!!!!
- Oh my!
- Gather troops right now, bring only the essentials - popcorn and cola! We will move very quickly!
(I don't have time to finish(( )
112-113 We stage a couple of routs
114 would be something, boring Thursday, took only 8 drowned men... but! here I see Cash, he ate some sucker)
115-117 Ran up close to his stronghold of evil... or rather, to the castle) In my army there are 34 archers, 32 tomatoes, 9 potatoes, and also 2 carrots (unrefined but still carrots!!!)
1
Added 7 minutes ago
damn it, sometimes you just get such things...((( they came and turned off the computer, barely managed to send this(
anyway, on turn 121 we agreed to a draw because ASR told me that she does not approve of war :) and reconciled us. That’s it
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.