Posts from The tavern at Ludoskar.

*A figure in tattered black robes bursts into the tavern. He rushes to the counter and begins to mutter something incoherently.*
- Yes... I need... I need coffee! Cofff-ee! My precious... give me my precious!...
*Then he suddenly looks around the empty tavern, jumps onto a table, and falls to his knees.*
- Coffee! You don't understand! Coffee! Now!
*He abruptly jumps down, leaps towards the door, kicks it open, and disappears in an unknown direction.*

*The manager stands frozen in shock and confusion.*

Hmm, it was probably Lock, but does he even like coffee?

Don't know, but he probably loves wearing tattered black cloaks and jumping on tables. But it couldn't have been Vistrite, dragons aren't allowed in taverns, lol, or...

Yeah, you might as well say he's a werewolf! He could even be a black dragon or a man in a black cloak.

I can, I possess magic, polymorph, and all that:smile02:

You screwed us over so shamelessly and methodically?:)

But still, congratulations, it's never a bad thing:smile01: :smile08:
I wish you EVERYTHING. Yes, exactly like that:smile16:
Here:

Good kvass

And I won’t congratulate him; he replaced us with others.

no, his birthday is on the 30th... most likely)

Added 4 minutes later
and Exz said that his birthday is on the 31st, but April only has 30 days)).

Do you want some? :smile14:

Hmm, the corkscrew on the right looks good; it could pass for a weapon... it's convenient for gouging out eyes (stick it in and pull it out).
And the main thing is, you don't have to twist it!

So, what are you going to do with this, smart guy?

by the way, today is Ala's birthday!
so, I want to congratulate him on this occasion and raise a transparent glass with transparent wine and drink to him!!!
Al, bro! Congratulations on your... whatever number birthday! I wish you all the best and everything that is usually wished for (too lazy to list), also every success in your plans, as well as good luck on the personal front (wink, wink, wink), and I hope that you will be able to someday fulfill what you recently wrote to me about.
Happy Holidays!
P.S. stay the same original psycho! :-*

Wow, Al, congratulations!!! The first and last time you turn 18! Hehe. Go all out, let Rostov burn to the ground! :D

In Ancient Greece, the buttocks were the object of an entire cult. They were treated with great respect, and those who had beautiful ones were considered messengers of the gods.

Yeah, right))

If the calendar isn't lying, Exz also celebrated his 18th birthday yesterday! ;) Congratulations, I wish you more pleasant emotions, happiness, and love! (that is, invite the girls, stuff yourself like a pig, and smash someone's guitar over their head)))

Well, Alucard, congratulations, now you're as big as me =Ъ
Liz isn't lying; it actually happened the day before yesterday, but I celebrated yesterday and the day before yesterday, and I'll celebrate tomorrow and the day after tomorrow too xD