Posts from The tavern at Ludoskar.
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I warned you)
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Details will follow, stay tuned. I'm looking for a middle ground between a clone of the "Fludoskar" and pointless rambling, so it's hard to come up with nominations.
For example, like all sorts of serious and unserious faces of the forum, avatars and signatures, and most importantly, the Chief Rambler, i.e., the King.
As in the rules of "Fludoskar," only those who are registered can vote, but you can vote for anyone.
So, I was walking home from work late one evening, and suddenly I see: a bunch of troglodytes sitting on a bench. Now, I think to myself, let them sit; our totalitarian empire is international and democratic. But then, one of these troglodytes walks up to me and says, "Give me a light." Now, I know he doesn't actually need a light, because troglodytes don't smoke! So I tell him, "I don't smoke," and I give his arrogant troglodyte mug a boot with my steel-toed shoe! Well, they all jumped up, and I just slaughtered them all right then and there. Honest to God, that's exactly how it happened!
I swear, that's exactly how it happened!
You're lying!! I was there too. You didn't mention how those curly purple mushrooms beat you up afterwards, did you? =P

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Except the ones we've made
Except the ones we've made
Let's have a drink instead! I'm already in.









Just place it!
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Let's choose!

Fill 'em UP!


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That's it!

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And this is a beer phoenix!
Except the ones we've made
As a messenger of His Holiness, I declare -
1) a child
2) disabled
3) a nursing mother
Here’s a snack.

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The snack isn’t displaying, here’s another one...
Except the ones we've made
Except the ones we've made