Amko
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Alright, make yourselves comfortable, my drinking buddies friends.
So, I was walking home from work late one evening, and suddenly I see: a bunch of troglodytes sitting on a bench. Now, I think to myself, let them sit; our totalitarian empire is international and democratic. But then, one of these troglodytes walks up to me and says, "Give me a light." Now, I know he doesn't actually need a light, because troglodytes don't smoke! So I tell him, "I don't smoke," and I give his arrogant troglodyte mug a boot with my steel-toed shoe! Well, they all jumped up, and I just slaughtered them all right then and there. Honest to God, that's exactly how it happened!
So, I was walking home from work late one evening, and suddenly I see: a bunch of troglodytes sitting on a bench. Now, I think to myself, let them sit; our totalitarian empire is international and democratic. But then, one of these troglodytes walks up to me and says, "Give me a light." Now, I know he doesn't actually need a light, because troglodytes don't smoke! So I tell him, "I don't smoke," and I give his arrogant troglodyte mug a boot with my steel-toed shoe! Well, they all jumped up, and I just slaughtered them all right then and there. Honest to God, that's exactly how it happened!