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- So, what are you doing on the computer again? You should be doing something useful instead of just clicking buttons!
- Huh? Like what?
- Well, like what?! Don't you have anything better to do? Spend some time with your brother, practice English, and finally vacuum the apartment! >< Why do I always have to tell you everything? o0
- Hmm, so I'm supposed to just automatically think about all of that?
- Do it quickly!
- But I already did all of that when you came in an hour ago...
- So why are you still sitting on the internet? Chatting with all sorts of bearded guys!
- Yeah, with guys. Some of them are already over 70.
- And what good are they to you? They're all IDIOTS, and you'll become an IDIOT just like them! (comment: this part really gets to me :))
- What makes you think they're idiots?
- It's obvious that they're idiots!
- Have you even seen them?
- What's with that face you're making! (comment: I was looking for a picture on Yandex at the time)
- That's Rembrandt. o0
- And are you chatting with him too?! He's a scary-looking guy! Look how mean he is!
- No, he's been dead for a long time.
*Mom thinks for a moment*
- Is he a goth or something? 0o
- Well, of course, what else would he be!
- Just you wait, if I see anything on your computer!
- Okay, okay, okay...
*After some time, Dad comes in*
- So, as always, you've been sitting here all day!
- Me? What are you talking about? 0o I've only been sitting here for half an hour.
- Stop making up stories, I know!
- But you can't know, you were at work.
- Doesn't matter, even if you've only been sitting here for half an hour, turn it off.
- Why? 0o
- Because I said so. And your mother needs to work, and you're taking up her desk.
- You guys moved the computer here! (comment: it's true, it's really inconvenient, the computer isn't in my room anymore)
- That's how it had to be, and don't argue.
- Blah, blah, blah...
- Okay, turn it off!
- Let me say goodbye first!
- That's it, write your goodbyes so I don't find you here when I come back.
*An hour later*
- Is this how you say goodbye?
- Yes, but there are so many people... they'll think I don't respect them!
- You're lying, you're just playing!
- No, no, where did you get that idea? o0
- I know, the internet is open, are you looking for more idiots?
- No... I'm just writing my goodbyes!
*This goes on for another half hour, and then I really do write my goodbyes and have to leave*
*Half an hour later, I peek into the room, and Mom is playing Solitaire.*