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*Music from the 20th century plays, a fox appears on stage*
Dear ladies and gentlemen, I have two great pieces of news for you!
First, two points in space ("Baseball bat, head of the provider") have converged! This resulted in my internet connection being restored! Hooray, comrades!
Second! The voting has ended, and now I will, uh, I mean, bring out the envelope with the winner's name *Goes backstage and brings out a cart with a turnip*
And so, in this solemn moment, I open the envelope *Reaches into one of the turnips, takes out the envelope*
And so, the winner is Night Nazqul!!!!!!!! Better known among the people as Greedy Caterpillar ((((((((((((((N_N)!!!
*A giant caterpillar bursts into the hall, breaking through the wall and crushing and devouring people in its path, in the background the commentator tells the biography of Nazgul*
Commentator: He is remembered for his kindness *in the background N_N is eating a person* and generosity *N_N takes the turnip from the person*
Me: Maybe you want to say something?
*The giant caterpillar devours all the turnips on the cart*
N_N: rovpghushmyiipriudpyvdapydpyrpvmnetsf
Translator: Thank you, I have never eaten such a delicious turnip!
N_N: dbbdbrbzkhbnoe zhubebnetsubzhetsubkeiekzhezhezhobzhzhkhh zhzhordshchnle'p'yo'en'ge'zzzz
Translator: Thank you to my director, my producer, and everyone who supported me for being so delicious!
*N_N crawls into a hole, crushing everyone in its path*

Nostalgia...

there were also more fun moments, involving more characters.

Don't write anything more here. That's all.
The end

Or maybe this is just the beginning...?

Did you notice that as soon as Maggot goes offline, the Haven becomes quiet.

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