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yes... xD funnier than x)

xD - laughter
x) - something amusing... and it has more impact than =) and :) (because those can be used in regular posts, without jokes)

but X never appears more than once... only like xD or x)))))

it's like evaluating this post, the joke... or previous posts and jokes, depending on what's written here.

Approx. "X" is not a variable. However, a numerical coefficient can also allow for quite interesting variations. x3 - a laughing lion? x3333 x7 - something like disapproval x777 also, it can be a semi-questioning smiley. Where "x" is replaced by a numerical coefficient: 8D - presumably, a stupid, amazed laugh. 8DDDD 0) - a cyclops? 0))) As if hinting that it looks down on everything. By the way, the case of the constant "x" and the variable "D" is important. If "D" = d, then the smiley falls into the "tough luck" category. Xd or xd The case of "X" determines the degree of shock.

or the size of the eyes when closed... as you can see, there are many possibilities, and none can be ruled out.

and a cyclops is correctly depicted as "O)", a round eye... while "0)" is a cunning cyclops, because he has squinted his eye a little.

P.S. and by the way, a large X can also affect the level of fun.

Harsh Ъ_Ъ

o) - well, I guess that's a little cyclops? :)

How would a smiley face similar to this look:
O_o
but for a cyclops?

O

A cute cyclops
=O=

=^=

Cyclops don't have an O_o state... they're always in it O|... or (_O) and (O_), depending on which way they're looking.

P.S. Vikh, yeah... or just a small, simple eye.

o) - so, is this a little cyclops? :)

A young cyclops.

Smokies, and that says it all.

For those who have nothing to do at night:)

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As for me, this is the most ferocious smiley: Xd, it's creepy... you can also use something like this: =] or =}

And this one is supposed to express embarrassment: X

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A Letter to Santa Claus
Hello, Santa Claus! My name is Vis. I am 727 years old! Not too much, not too little, but I believe and hope that you exist and are reading my letter right now. My mother is a very mean aunt. She doesn't allow me to write letters to you, so I'm sitting in the basement writing this letter. Mom only lets me go outside until 2:34. When I don't listen to her, she throws a knife at me and often hits me right in the hand =( One day, I couldn't stand it anymore and said to her: "blessed are the meek." My father works as an admin, and when he comes home from work in a bad mood, he yells: "M***" and makes me fix his Windows. But I don't know how to fix anything, so I end up messing things up. He gets even angrier and forbids me from playing hide-and-seek with my friends. My father also gave me a nickname, and he calls me not Vis, but Scuko! This is very hurtful. In general, Santa Claus, if you are not a human, then you will understand how bad I feel. Dear Santa Claus, if you are not a human, take me with you or send me a knife. Also, make it so that the people close to me love me and give me money more often to kiss a boy. My dear Santa Claus, you are my last chance. I hope that in the new year, I will find a billion dollars under the Christmas tree. Santa Claus, understand how bad I feel. If you don't read this letter or it doesn't reach you, I will be happy. Remember that I believe in you, Human!

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Hello, Grandfather Frost! My name is Liz. I am 952 years old! Not too much, not too little, but I believe and hope that you exist and are reading my letter right now. My mother is a very mean aunt. She doesn't allow me to write letters to you, and that's why I'm sitting in house 2 and writing this letter. Mom only lets me go out for a walk until 01:54. When I don't listen to her, she throws a battle spear at me and often hits me right in the ear =( One day, I couldn't stand it anymore and said to her: "Get well, Ivan Petrov!". My dad works as a security guard at an anthill, and when he comes home from work in a bad mood, he shouts: "You piece of shit" and makes me fix his nose. But I don't know how to fix anything, so I end up making a mess. He gets even angrier and forbids me from playing shooting games with my friends. Dad also came up with a nickname for me, and he calls me not Liz, but "Vekhotka"! This is very hurtful. In general, Grandfather Frost, if you are not George Bush, then you will understand how bad I feel((. Dear Grandfather Frost, if you are not George Bush, take me with you or send me a battle spear. Also, make it so that the people close to me love me and give me money for drinks more often. My beloved Grandfather Frost, you are my last chance. I hope that in the new year, I will find a "roof" under the Christmas tree. Grandfather Frost, understand how bad I feel((. If you don't read this letter or it doesn't reach you, I'll be fine. Remember that I believe in you, President Saakashvili!

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Damn, how did I know that Saakashvili would pop up at the end(((

Hello, Grandfather Frost! My name is Kawai Amko. I don't know how old I am! Not too young, not too old, but I believe and hope that you exist and are reading my letter right now. My mother is a very mean aunt. She doesn't allow me to write letters to you, so I'm sitting here writing this letter. Mom only lets me go out to play until 6 in the morning. When I don't listen to her, she throws a nuclear missile at me and often hits me right in the little finger of my left foot =( One day, I couldn't stand it anymore and said to her: "bleh." My dad works as a lol and when he comes home from work in a bad mood, he yells: "some gibberish" and makes me fix his brain. But I don't know how to fix anything, so I end up doing a terrible job. He gets even angrier and forbids me from playing "bottle" with my friends. Dad also came up with a nickname for me, and he calls me not Kawai Amko, but "cutie"! This is very offensive. In general, Grandfather Frost, if you're not from Arandor, you'll understand how good things are for me. Dear Grandfather Frost, red sausage, take me with you or send me a nuclear missile. Also, make it so that the people close to me love me and give me money more often for... well, you know. My beloved Grandfather Frost, you are my last chance. I hope that for the New Year, I will find a nuclear missile under the Christmas tree. Grandfather Frost, understand how good things are for me. If you don't read this letter or it doesn't reach you, it's okay. Remember that I believe in you, you bastard!

Basically, Santa Claus, if you're not from Arandor.

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