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On the day that marks the end of the calendar.

How can one score 100 points on the Unified State Exam?

P.S. As always, about what's on my mind.

A cheat code needs to be entered.

What should be done?

Stand on a stool and shout out loud: "I am good!"

Should the Warlock-Warrior's coins be heavily decorated or not?

Perhaps the design should be etched in so that it doesn't fade over time? Is it good to break laws and rules?

Absolutely excellent! Is there anything living under my bed? P.S. The drawing looks like it was cast in metal. In theory, it shouldn't fade, but it might have gotten a little dirty. I'm thinking about the patterns themselves...

Yes, there are all sorts of monsters there;)

What do you think of my signature?

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Whoever translates it gets a plus;)

Awesome! Super!!11

Who should I go to the Inferno with?

Whoever translates it gets a plus.

Just give me the text, I'm too lazy to retype it :D

Grab a beer, girls, I'll be free soon.

How do you like this somewhat free translation?

Oh, Lizard!....
I'm lost in my dreams...
Your eyes - oh, they are simply a delight!
Your smile... Just your smile makes me soar above the sun!
But forgive me, I've gone mad, I just don't understand what I'm saying...
And in general, I'm in the garden right now.
I'm charming, right? ;) true
But I'm crying because I'm afraid of losing you, even without having you...

??? Actually, where is the original?

Excellent!

Where do the Snusmumriks live?

In Smusmarakanye :D
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Oh, Lizard!....
I'm lost in dreams...
Your eyes - oh, they are simply a delight!
Your smile... Just one of your smiles makes me soar above the sun!
But forgive me, I've gone mad, I just don't understand what I'm saying...
Actually, I'm in the garden right now.
I'm charming, aren't I? True
But I'm crying because I'm afraid of losing you, even without having you...

Yeah, that's right :) Actually, these were supposed to be lines from Nightwish's "Gethsemane Garden" :D I'm not exactly an English genius, but it doesn't seem to be about ASR, haha.

Another beauty loved by a Beast
Another tale of infinitely dreams
Your eyes they were my paradise
Your smile made my sun rise
Forgive me for I don't know what I gain
Alone in this garden of pain
Enchantment has but one truth:
I weep to have what I fear to lose

Another beauty loved by a Beast,
Like in that fairy tale of endless dreams...
Paradise for me was in your eyes,
And your smile was the dawn in my soul.
Forgive me, I don't know how happy I am
In this garden, full of the pain of loneliness.
And in this magic, there is only one truth:
I cry to get what I fear to lose...

Sometimes you can't even understand the meaning, so feel free to not rhyme. Oh, how I'm annoying everyone!))) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Could you tell me how to get to the library?:D

Three turns to the right, two steps forward, three jumps to the left from the cliff, follow the rails forward to the blue van, then turn right to the sign, and then enter the cave decorated with skulls. This is the entrance.

How much is your time worth?

Hourly rate: 3000 rubles, 2 hours: 5500 rubles, overnight: 15500 rubles.

Will this happen?

For that price – no way!

Where does the sun hide?

In the jaws of an evil crocodile, haven't you read Chukovsky?)))
Do I have a chance?

Hmm... no.

Shall we start a revolution?