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#653
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...and after a long battle against the wall, you unexpectedly become smarter :)

I'm sitting in a lecture...
I'm too f*cking old
To sell my soul
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#654
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...an unexpected pop quiz for the entire class. Oh dear, oh dear.
I'm mixing the herbs...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#655
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...handling poisonous plants with bare hands.
Finishing the map...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#656
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...finished it off...with darts...now it's torn:( and there are no other geographical maps

I'm cutting my fingers...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#657
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...but the knife breaks, and you decide to bite them off... your teeth break too)
I'm impressed...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#658
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...friendly thugs who surrounded you at night in an alley.
I decide...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#659
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...how do you manage to win over thugs and say, "Guys, let's live in peace!" They smile in response, and very friendly crack their knuckles and put on their brass knuckles...
I'm trying to figure it out...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#660
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...and it all becomes so complicated that you don't understand anything. As a result, circumstances turned out such that you drank poison in a state of shock just at the moment your head exploded.
I just destroyed the universe with the Large Hadron Collider...
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#661
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...and myself, just by chance :)
I'm taking a test and laughing at the result ^^ ...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#662
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...But then I came along and said in a loud voice, "Kawaii is out!"

I'm talking about the fact that kawaii is heresy...

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС - Турнир -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#663
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...but if there's no kawaii, then there's no heresy. And if there's no heresy, then there are no demons and the number 666, which means there's no you (if you believe your signature).
I'm listening to music...
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#664
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...You tell everyone about your hobby, and rumors spread quickly... the next day, everyone points at you and says, "So, how many times did you 'play music' under the Jeanne Friske poster today?" and no one shakes your hand :D
I'm saving refugees from Albania...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#665
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...brought him home, and they ate everything they could find! In the end, you're the one waiting for humanitarian aid...
I'm just being lazy...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#666
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...remove the heavy barbell (120kg+) from your stomach, but then, with an involuntary movement, you roll it off, and it falls right on...!
Warming up...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#667
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...unfortunately, a thorough warm-up involving an asphalt paver doesn't lead to anything good.
suffering...
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