Break it. Auto-translated

...doctors help you with a fast-acting medicine. It's called euthanasia.
I'm drinking gasoline...

...I'm so bored ;)

I'm washing my dishes....

...but I blew out the fire on the dishes.
I'm listening...

...Dima Bilana

I'm thinking...

...but your brain melts, unable to handle the strain.
I execute heretics...

...You've got it wrong. The heretic's name was Imperator. During the execution, you made a mistake and said, "For his crimes, the Emperor will be punished." Naturally, the Emperor will execute you.

I'm thinking about the number 666...

...for thinking about the sacred in vain, Satan punished you.
He executed the Emperor and the inquisitors...

:D, how could you execute the Emperor? Ask Locken – it’s impossible.

....You were taken to Khaliavin.

I’m proving that there’s nothing special about Evanescence. x)
I’m arguing with Helm again x)

...but it turns out that Evanescence can transform (like in Japanese cartoons) into a five-meter-tall Dima Bilan. This creature forces you to flee through an endless corridor. What's happening feels like a psychedelic nightmare.
I'm eating a dragon that I just killed with a machine gun...

it began :)

...in his dream. However, after that, the dragon rose from the dead as a dragonling and killed everyone.
I'm reading and learning...

..Playboy magazine, and you're uncomfortable because you did it in front of your relatives.

Enjoying life..

what's bothering you, since you were doing it in plain sight?

with a cruel serial killer in a dark alley...
thwack...

...I'm reading a book...

...but there's not even any nudity in it:D They told me to take Playboy, but instead, I started reading "War and Peace"...
I'm boiling in a cauldron with the heretics...

P.S. Maybe I'm wrong, and there is nudity in "War and Peace"? =-O Tell me, and I'll read this book right away! 1 :D:D:D

...but they changed their minds about cooking you and ate you alive.

I'm running along the horizon...

P.S. And how can you READ Playboy? Or rather, why?