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next in line is Revan...

But then a modest guy approaches Revan from behind.
- Are you the last one in line to be dismembered with a lightsaber?
- Yeah, it's me... ha ha ha!
- Oh, okay, then I'll wait behind you!
But then XEL flies in
- Who's last in line? Die!!! - and starts slashing everything, but this modest guy turns out to be Luke Skywalker!! Of course, XEL is doomed!
I'm cleaning my room...

...after 5 hours of incredibly infernal torment, you decided to mess up the order you had established in the room. Having done so, you went to bang your head against the wall, saying "why, why..."
I'm learning the alphabet...

...the Chinese alphabet (2 million characters)
Hmm, I'm listening to Nightwish...

...But Revan puts on Slipknot.
I'm making White Lizard listen to Nightwish while listening to Slipknot...

...but outside, there's a free concert by "Factory of Stars." The volume is deafening. You guys should check it out :P
I'm losing...

...in a fight to the death.
If you lose in another sense, then:
I'll throw stones at the participants of the "Factory of Stars" show.

...you will be disqualified
Disqualifying...

... awesome girls from the beauty contest "for depravity" at once. Only then do they explain to you that you could have helped them win and... In short, you need to learn, Cr@zy Wolf! :D
I'm learning...

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Wow, I would have finished them off myself, I would have put "...self" there.

...a lesson that Luke Skywalker is nothing compared to a Sith. I'll slice him up with my lightsaber, then you. Then Revan.
I'll tear Revan apart...

...The lesson is that Revan is the strongest Sith in history! Maul is defeated. Peace, tranquility...

Relaxing in nature...

P.S.: Our arguments will never end. You will always say that you are better, just like I will, so let's stop the Maul VS XXX debate :)

I'm not arguing with anyone. We just need to figure out who's better between you and me :D

...but then I show up and challenge you to a duel.
I fight Revan...

...I'm leaving.

Enjoying the fresh air...

...was enjoying himself until Xel came and...

...cut the iron pipe...

...with a plastic knife. Also, you are chained to a pipe until you cut through it.
Hmm...

...the dumplings from the day before yesterday...
I'm banging my head against the wall because I'm stupid...