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#623
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...But here, people are downvoting you for repeating yourself over and over again >_>

I'm creating the image (DM)...

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#624
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...and the emulator's trial period has ended.
I'm getting ready for a tedious workday...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
In reply to Loken
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#625
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....insomnia, hunger, fatigue, illnesses... All sorts of things accompany you in this. :)
Analyzing recent actions...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#626
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...And you realize that maybe you shouldn't have shouted "Spartak is the champion" after seeing Zenit fans.
I'm going to school...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#627
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...15 minutes after the start of the first lesson. And then the teacher gives the same number of failing grades as the number of minutes the student was late...
Downloading "They Killed Kenny" by the band Sлот...
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#628
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...but suddenly the internet connection drops.
I'm performing Exterminatus on the Holy Terra...
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#629
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...unfortunately, the coordinates were mixed up by incompetent artillerymen, and Exterminatus occurred right in the middle of the Zhoss.
I'm digging through a huge pile of disinformation...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#630
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...and then... ... ... ... DISMEMBERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 (and what did you think? ;) )
I'm eating meat...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#631
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...its own... hunger.
I'm reading the rules...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#632
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...and then... ... ... ... what, you think it's going to be another dismemberment scene? - not at all!
Reading the rules...
... about how to properly dissect a body, but you're practicing on yourself!:)
Okay, okay, I won't write about evil anymore, only about good misfortunes, and now I'm thinking about something good...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#633
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...How will you TEAR APART all sorts of dragons and rip dark knights to shreds...
I'm listening to "They Killed Kenny" by the band Slot... (I'll break myself: I waited a long time for the internet, it didn't come, I spent 25 rubles on my phone searching + 50 on a fake, downloaded it again (-50), ended up in the negative, but I got a cool song on my phone!))))))))
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#634
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...but the wise Onotole destroys the "They Killed Kenny" group from Slot with mortifying beams!
autofellating...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#635
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...but then the Gods of Chaos and all the demons from the Eye of Terror arrive, enraged by the Exterminatus. In a galactic war, it's difficult to perform an auto-fellatio.
I'm dissecting people...
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#636
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...with a plastic, disposable knife.
I contemplate the sandwich...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#637
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...but the sandwich transforms into an incredibly tough, supersonic dragon with fiery blood, immunity to energy and magic, the ability to cast teleportation, diamond scales, and all-consuming breath. Your only hope is a rusty knight's sword!
I'm dismembering people with a lightsaber; Revan is next...