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#218
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...and it was accidentally eaten.
I'm making my own website...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#219
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...and successfully completed it. The most active section of the forum (98.6%) is the "FLUD" section.
I'm digging in my ear with one finger and in my nose with the other...
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#220
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...and they got stuck.

I'm walking down the street o_O...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#221
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...and it's all gone.
I'm looking for a bottle cap...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#222
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And then they blasted you with that cannon, hitting you right in the forehead!
I'm crushing the cockroach with a mega-sword!
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#223
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But this cockroach gets help from a few hundred more cockroaches, and they unite into one mega-cockroach! OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!! :D
I'm brewing my 10th cup of tea in a row...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#224
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...and a megazord crawls out of it and crushes you, after first breaking through the walls and roof of your house.
I'm thinking of a response...
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#225
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And then, a huge... COFFEE monster crawls out of the coffee jar! And it starts taking revenge on you for drinking 9 cups of tea and not a single cup of coffee!!!
Transforming into a manticore-megazord...
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#226
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...Came up with something silly, wrote it down, and wanted to delete it, but then the power went out for 3 hours.
Watching Lord of the Rings for the 100th time...
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#227
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...and then you go crazy, imagine yourself as a troll, and kill everyone in the city.
I'm sitting on the couch...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#228
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...But then a spring pops out of it and hits you right in the... uh... (no offense;) )
I'm going to go to sleep now...
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#229
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...and suddenly you see yourself flying over the Kremlin!
I'm admiring a cat sitting in a box...
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#230
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...and he, in turn, admires you peacefully hovering over a huge meat grinder.
I've played through the tournament map 100 times, and my brain is melting...

to Whirlwind: and I was the first :р :D
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#232
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...The juice is spilling, splashing on the keyboard and mouse, now I have to go to the store >_<. Installing a new computer game...
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#233
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...and there's a virus on the disk that's eating up programs!
I'm watching anime...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.