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In reply to Майор Вихрь
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#172
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...suddenly, it slips out of his hands and falls into an open manhole.
I'm trying to make a special coffee...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#173
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...but it's undrinkable, and there are no more coffee beans left for regular coffee.

I'm buying flowers...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#174
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You turn away for a moment, and when you look back, you see the grinning face of a crystal dragon, chewing on your flowers...
I scrape the axe clean of its teeth...
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#175
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...and it got so stuck that they had to amputate her jaw o_O

I'm taking a shower...

P.S. It's cool to use your phone while standing over an open manhole xD
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#176
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And then you stop washing because some joker replaced the water with H2SO4! (Actually, you cease to exist altogether).
I transform into a Red Dragon-Warrior!
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#177
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...but he turned into a demon amputator.
I'm slicing cheese...

P.S. Yes, you couldn't find a better place ;)
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#178
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...it's a pity that it went bad a couple of months ago...

I'm looking for viruses...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



#179
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...however, the virus finds you before you find it outside the computer. I had to get treatment :( (political correctness observed, no one died. Unlike the malicious use of sulfuric acid instead of water ;) )

Experimenting with chemistry...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#180
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...messed around with some potions, now you're a different gender (and I didn't kill you either));)

I'm munching on a bun...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#181
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...and down there, the worms have made themselves a cozy little nest.
I fly down the stairs...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#182
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...but the flight is over, and you're not flying anymore:(

just pondering...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#183
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Suddenly, my voice interrupts your philosophical musings: "Go go Power Rangers!":D
I cast Expert Chain Lightning (NO, IT DOESN'T HIT ME!!! I'M A PRO!).
#184
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...it doesn't hit you, but it hits a deep puddle after the rain, into which you happened to step completely by chance, and you're even barefoot.

I draw a circle...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
In reply to Майор Вихрь
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#185
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But when you draw on a clay tablet, the compass needle breaks it.
I gnaw on coffee beans...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#186
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They have become a thing of the past.
I'm drinking freshly brewed coffee...
Только храбрый может признать свою ошибку и только сильный попросить за нее прощения.
Для дурака-поражение.
Для умного-победа.
Для мудрого-мир.
Мы в ответе за тех кого приручили.("Маленький принц")
От куда мы пришли?Куда свой Путь вершим?
В чем смысл нашего Бытья?Он нам не постижим.
О сколько чистых душ под колесом лазурным.
Сгорели в пепел в прах...А где скажите дым?(Гиясаддин Абу-ль-Фатх Омар ибн Ибрахим аль-Хайям Нишапури).
Путник по путям вечности в поисках истины.