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Offline Драккошка
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#124
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...And accidentally slashed my throat.
I'm putting on lipstick... (and I've only done that 3-4 times in my life).
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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Offline Майор Вихрь
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...and due to inexperience, the result is an Indian war paint instead of the expected outcome :[br][/br]
I'm playing Counter-Strike...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Offline nik312
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#127
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A huge guy crawls out of the computer and says: puff! you're dead!
You believed him (he said it so convincingly) and turned off the computer because you didn't need it anymore! (the dead don't play games....)
I'm making a stone gargoyle out of a pile of garbage.....
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Offline Майор Вихрь
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...however, the aggregate state of the material didn't allow me to create a stone gargoyle, unfortunately :(

I'm trying to shoot myself with my finger...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Offline Wistrit
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#129
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...then some nice guys arrive in a Gazelle 03 van and solve the problem ;)
I'm pondering my next defeat...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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Offline Loken
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#130
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...but nothing useful comes to mind.

I'm sharpening my katana...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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Offline nik312
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#131
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And then you realize that you're not sharpening a katana, but rather using it to saw a sharpening stone! (what a disappointment!)
I'm trying to upgrade a stone golem into a steel golem...
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Offline Visiteur
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#132
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And you upgrade to obsidian...
You have 125 titans and go to crush 20,000 skeletons.
Пришёл,увидел,нафлудил.
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Offline Майор Вихрь
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But I didn't manage to reach them because the enemy was playing as the Blood Elves and had upgraded their Special Ability (the "win" button).

I'm going to school to get my textbooks...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Offline Zybr
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#134
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..but they tell you that you haven't finished the old ones yet.

I'm writing a story...


Барон "Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!


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Offline nik312
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#135
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I keep interrupting you with the question: "What are you writing?"
I'm teaching my older gremlin how to repair golems....
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Offline Zybr
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#136
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...and he falls under hypnosis and skillfully repairs enemy golems.

I'm flying in a spaceship...


Барон "Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!


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Offline ОMEGA
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#137
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and suddenly, the neighboring moon turns out to be an enemy "Death Star."
I'm tapping my foot...

"Let's fly to the most beautiful sky. No matter how many times your wings break, keep trying."©Crono Crusade

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Offline Loken
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#138
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...and the skin peels off it.

I eat croutons...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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Offline Wistrit
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#139
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...among them, I find a stone.
I catch mosquitoes and try to convince them not to bite me...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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