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#31
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...And I accidentally ate someone else's signature again. :)
A more serious option: and you just can't scoop up the remaining porridge with a ladle.
I'm drawing with pencils on paper...
А, вот почему.

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#33
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...and suddenly, a nuclear explosion happens right next to you xD
Hmm...
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#34
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...and suddenly, a radioactive biochemical hurricane appears next to you.
I'm sleeping with my face on the keyboard...
P.S. I hope a nuclear explosion doesn't happen near me?:rolleyes:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#35
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...and suddenly, there's a nuclear explosion inside you.
I'm sitting (on the floor)...
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#36
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...the floor collapses, and you fall into your neighbor (Gay)'s bathtub.
I'm building a house (no, not House 3xD)...
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#37
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Yeah.
And then, suddenly, a nuclear explosion.
I'm drinking coffee...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#38
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...and suddenly you don't drink coffee anymore.

We write utter nonsense in the thread...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
#39
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...And suddenly, a nuclear explosion happens.

But seriously, here's another option:
...The moderator closes the thread.

Sharpening my pencil...

P.S. Let me guess the answer: "...and suddenly, a nuclear explosion happens."
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#40
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...And the pencil sharpener breaks (as a result of a nuclear explosion).
I eat an apple from a birch tree...
А, вот почему.

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#41
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...The topic is closed by Arandor.
I'm writing a poem...
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#42
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...But it turns out to be prose.
I'm looking for drawings of beautiful little dragons...
А, вот почему.

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#43
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...and then I showed up! So, I found it. :)
I'm counting the money...

P.S. I also wanted to say something about the prose. ;)
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Except the ones we've made
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#44
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...Suspiciously quickly recalculated something :)
Bought a book on drawing...

P.S. That's the most logical option :)
А, вот почему.

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#46
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...and in the book, there's a wet cat that's unpleasant to pet.
I jump...
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