But seriously, here's another option:
...The moderator closes the thread.
Sharpening my pencil...
P.S. Let me guess the answer: "...and suddenly, a nuclear explosion happens."
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal