Posts from Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

Here's a suggestion: most of us have probably noticed glitches in Heroes that made us laugh out loud (for example, teleporting into a town with a ship – that happened to me once :)), or maybe someone could come up with jokes about the heroes; that would also be great, and we could post all this humor in this thread. Personally, I think that humor about Heroes will live as long as the game itself, and we should preserve this creativity...
So, share your humor!

I had this funny experience... I have many memories, but this one stuck with me...
So, I attack neutral creatures with my hero, and I'm fighting a Phoenix... I barely win... I don't know how, but I'm left with only 1 Skeleton... not even an Archer... The window with the losses appears, and then the upgrade menu... So, I choose what to upgrade... and suddenly... after the upgrade, the hero disappears from the map... just like that... I laughed hysterically when I found him in the tavern... at level 8... the one I upgraded... and with 1 Skeleton...
That's the kind of thing that can happen...

I had something similar happen: in a campaign for the Elves, I attacked neutral creatures with one hero, summoned many elementals, and only won by raising the dead (one surviving unit raised others). Then, the hero won, and immediately ended up in the tavern because raising the dead doesn't revive the living :D. Also, during a battle, Djinns cast Confusion on my units, and a ghostly face of Khrushchev appeared.

I had something similar: in the elf Campaigns, I attacked neutrals with one hero, summoned many elementals, and won only thanks to Raise Dead (the one remaining surviving unit was raising them), then won and the hero immediately ended up in the tavern, because Raise Dead doesn't revive the living :D.
And also during the battle, djinns cast scatter on my units and a ghostly face of Khrushchev appeared.

What, really Khrushchev? :D!
As for me, I once had a situation — I have troops in my garrison, an enemy attacks the garrison, about twice as strong, the battle takes place, they wipe out everyone, end of battle — and the enemy vanishes! The poor guy got carried away with Raise Dead :D
Yes, but why does Raise Dead also work on CD?

Well, I've always seen that kind of face when someone is distracted, I don't know.;)
And I had a similar thing happen to me: an enemy broke through and was running towards my castle, my main hero was far away, and I didn't want to lose the castle (the growth would be good, and I could buy it, but the enemy would attack again the next day, and one growth wouldn't be enough, plus the enemy had a huge army) (and I had a lot of money, I just didn't know what to buy). But then, when I entered the castle, I discovered that for some reason, I had a weekly dragon growth of +40 (I was playing as the Elves).:eek: I was amazed, and I bought them with a smile on my face.:) It was like the hero game world took pity on me and sent me this

I had this funny experience. I was moving my main hero (but with a small army) past an enemy town with a hero and an army. I saw that his army was about three times larger than mine. I thought I needed to get out of there quickly. The AI was sitting in the castle. I took all of his mines. The AI just sat there. I ran around his territory back and forth, collecting resources. It still just sat there. I got tired of it and moved to another part of the map. The AI just sat there and didn't even try to retake the mines. I wondered for a long time, is it too embarrassing for it to take back what's rightfully theirs after someone else has taken it? :)

Heh, I saw something funny today – in a mission, the computer was about to win in one turn, or rather, in seven days, and the capital was about to fall. There was NO ONE in the city. I hired a hero, looked at his army, and saw that he had almost no troops... And then I noticed one unrecruited ghost dragon, so I bought it... And the enemy retreated! And he had a huge army! But you know what they say...

Yeah, that's all pretty cool... but have you seen the tank in Heroes 5? ;-))))
In a party with the Haven faction;-))) That's what the programmers have come up with;-)))))))) In the mission where you need to get the boots... if you walk through the water and buy a map from the cartographer, you can see a Russian tank in the forest;-)))))))
If you don't believe me, I can send you a save file;-)))

Bэк Careless Angel
You should read the previous posts, sir:). Everyone already knows about the tank:)

Today there was a bug! I teleported, and my hero remained in the portal! I thought, "These developers have no conscience!" But then I saw that my hero had duplicated himself along with the army!

And how big was his army?

You're lucky; you're encountering bugs. When I play, everything works fine. Maybe my computer is just unusually well-configured, or perhaps the pirates removed all the humor from the game :confused:

I had a funny moment in the first mission of the Warlock campaign today... after the cutscene, I opened the hero's window... he had 21 Assassins... I moved them to another slot... whoa... two stacks of 21 Assassins each;-))))) and so on, until I had two hundred of them, then I reduced them to 21... I don't like playing unfairly...

I think we can rename the topic to "Heroes of Might and Magic V Bugs".

And I had a blast... it was like playing tag. I was chasing the computer with a small army, trying to figure out where its castle was. We almost reached the other end of the map and ended up in a dead end. Turns out, it was also on a scouting mission. It spotted me and chased me back to my castle... I managed to get inside and gathered an awesome army, and as soon as the computer saw that, it rushed to its own castle. I caught up to it, and there were five more heroes (allies) waiting for it. Now they were all chasing me like wolves chasing a sheep, and we ran around the entire map until I managed to get back to my castle at the last moment and fend them all off... :D :D :D